Nonmouse

RankItemQuantity
#902Angry Farmer candy48
#425Cloaca grenade39
#815Cloaca-Cola c-rations3
#1061Cloaca-Cola fatigues2
#757Cloaca-Cola helmet3
#323Cloaca-Cola knapsack8
#995Cloaca-Cola shield2
#1496Dr. Hobo's scalpel1
#482Dyspepsi grenade27
#590Dyspepsi-Cola101
#564Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations5
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#673Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack2
#73Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots228
🥈Junior LAAAAME merit badge1
#427Mad Train wine231
#1962Mob Penguin cellular phone2
#2027Mr. Mediocrebar9
#1903Rock Pops11
#52St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket65
#519Tasty Fun Good rice candy92
#580Trollhouse cookies37
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#1912Valentine3
#197Valentine's Day cake3
#1712Yummy Tummy bean61
#538arrow'd heart balloon1
#769aspirin1
#643asshat1
#968awful poetry journal34
#48black paisley oyster egg78
#935black plastic oyster egg4
#1489black polka-dot oyster egg2
#174black striped oyster egg24
#223blue paisley oyster egg14
#536blue plastic oyster egg9
#201blue polka-dot oyster egg18
#124blue striped oyster egg29
🥈blue traffic cone1
#311bum cheek60
#545can of fake snow1
#2396can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce2
#1439candied yams5
#4784candy cane1
#37carob chunks294
#160cheap plastic bottle opener33
#591chopsticks3
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#649cranberries17
#648daisy2
#1037dead guy's watch2
#52decorative fountain264
#349dirty hobo gloves68
#828disturbing fanfic58
#3266easter egg balloon4
#871empty blowgun1
#901eye of newt2
#1008fake plastic grass1
#51filthy corduroys244
#52filthy knitted dread sack242
#259flaming crutch27
#2871fruitcake2
#625furry fur69
#475ghuol egg30
#391ghuol egg quiche3
#3306gingerbread bugbear2
#724googly eye18
#223grass blade1
#194grass hat1
#188grass skirt1
#237green beer68
🥈green traffic cone1
#3897grue egg3
#73hemp string298
#102henna tattoo15
#1515herbal stuffing4
#340herbs66
#73lavender paisley oyster egg32
#930lavender plastic oyster egg4
#560lavender polka-dot oyster egg5
#480lavender striped oyster egg5
#692leather chaps1
#731leather mask2
#1135loaded serum blowgun3
#570lovecat tail1
#1597mafia aria4
#80maple syrup119
#520marionette3
#736marzipan skull9
#48mauve paisley oyster egg36
#82mauve plastic oyster egg32
#1261mauve polka-dot oyster egg2
#312mauve striped oyster egg12
#30necklace chain265
#389off-white plastic oyster egg12
#357oyster basket11
#116patchouli incense stick253
#577penguin skin57
#2716pet rock1
#273petrified time2
#58phat turquoise bead155
#35piercing post244
#503pile of candy12
#1364pixellated candy heart4
#68portable corkscrew67
#393pr0n legs46
#1166pretty flower12
#919puce paisley oyster egg3
#2103puce plastic oyster egg1
#637puce polka-dot oyster egg6
#1645puce striped oyster egg1
#659rag doll3
#549red paisley oyster egg6
#914red plastic oyster egg5
#2205red polka-dot oyster egg1
#34reodorant405
#404ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon4
#700salamander spleen5
#623salty slug1
#174sleeping snowy owl22
#909sock monkey2
#274spider web206
#756squashed frog6
#376string of blue beads30
#360string of green beads31
#403string of red beads28
#1041support cummerbund3
#48tambourine bells206
#322tasket1
#918teddy bear6
#604thin black candle144
#2498tiny plastic Cheshire bat7
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#1224tiny plastic Crimbo wreath3
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#1203tiny plastic angry goat15
#1645tiny plastic baby gravy fairy11
#4900tiny plastic barrrnacle3
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#2014tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball9
#4873tiny plastic cocoabo3
#1988tiny plastic coffee pixie9
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#3344tiny plastic fuzzy dice5
#2521tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick7
#1544tiny plastic ghuol whelp12
#2829tiny plastic grue6
#1833tiny plastic hermit3
#1515tiny plastic howling balloon monkey12
#2462tiny plastic killer bee7
#2880tiny plastic leprechaun6
#2889tiny plastic levitating potato6
#2509tiny plastic mosquito7
#2601tiny plastic pastamancer2
#3302tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime5
#2644tiny plastic sauceror2
#2610tiny plastic seal clubber2
#2272tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton8
#2016tiny plastic stab bat9
#3348tiny plastic star starfish5
#2894tiny plastic sweet nutcracker2
#1087tiny plastic turtle tamer5
#265tisket1
#1239tofurkey gravy6
#1390tofurkey leg5
#517toy soldier3
#1384toy train1
#193tree skirt2
#82vial of patchouli oil13
#33wad of tofu327
#550white chocolate and tomato pizza3
#67windchimes247
#520wolf mask24
#1042wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#852yellow paisley oyster egg3
#1584yellow plastic oyster egg3
#496yellow striped oyster egg5
#545yeti fur169
#600yo-yo47
#756zombie pineal gland6

Wow, that's 6,694 items total!

what items are this player missing?