littledan

RankItemQuantity
#259Cloaca grenade68
#1061Cloaca-Cola fatigues2
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#138Cloaca-Cola knapsack23
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#1391Dyspepsi grenade3
#903Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations2
#999Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues2
#775Dyspepsi-Cola helmet3
#445Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack5
#726Dyspepsi-Cola shield3
#870Mob Penguin cellular phone16
#1276Mr. Mediocrebar30
#1446Rock Pops24
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#1294Yummy Tummy bean108
#451aspirin2
#317ball20
#524bell-shaped Crimbo cookie2
#2969candy cane5
#1838eggnog4
#788fancy chocolate4
#1175felt7
#2871fruitcake2
#1751gingerbread bugbear8
#1331googly eye7
#526iron pasta spoon10
#597kite12
#574kneecapping stick20
#1209length of string6
#560mafia aria37
#520marionette3
#1108pet rock6
#866rag doll2
#412scroll of pasta summoning31
#909sock monkey2
#1265stuffed doppelshifter7
#1137stuffing7
#411support cummerbund16
#6226tiny plastic Cheshire bat2
#3080tiny plastic Crimbo elf2
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#2293tiny plastic sweet nutcracker3
#2808tofurkey gravy1
#2814tofurkey leg1
#653top7
#702toy soldier2
#650toy train3
#840toy wheel10
#1511yo-yo7

Wow, that's 561 items total!

what items are this player missing?