| #496 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
| #157 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 50 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #183 | Ram's Face Lager | 258 |
| #143 | Snow Queen Crown | 36 |
| #711 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #125 | bag of Cheat-Os | 138 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #235 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 23 |
| #1901 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #918 | candy stake | 7 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #745 | cool mushroom | 1 |
| #156 | crazy little Turkish delight | 148 |
| #1035 | disco ball | 12 |
| #808 | disco mask | 19 |
| #124 | enchantlers | 1 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #16 | frozen Mob Penguin | 274 |
| #152 | fruit basket | 1 |
| #236 | fruit bowl | 1 |
| #163 | ga-ga radio | 23 |
| #995 | ghuol guolash | 1 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #782 | gr8ps | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #981 | helmet turtle | 18 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #256 | hot buttered roll | 1 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #108 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 138 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1294 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #180 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #623 | lihc eye pie | 1 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #673 | mariachi pants | 14 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #378 | mushroom pizza | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #892 | pasta spoon | 11 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #989 | pr0n legs | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #120 | ram horns | 60 |
| #127 | ram stick | 47 |
| #123 | ram-battering staff | 1 |
| #707 | ravioli hat | 20 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #404 | roll in the hay | 2 |
| #973 | saucepan | 18 |
| #565 | seal tooth | 15 |
| #959 | seal-clubbing club | 12 |
| #156 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 82 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #1496 | spooky felt | 3 |
| #1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1353 | spooky mushroom | 5 |
| #1156 | spooky shrunken head | 1 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #1157 | spooky stuffing | 3 |
| #761 | spooky toy wheel | 6 |
| #1326 | spooky wooden block | 3 |
| #544 | stale baguette | 1 |
| #5197 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
| #6261 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #7818 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #5760 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #7872 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7014 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7866 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #7878 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #6188 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #7787 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #6914 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5312 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1204 | turtle totem | 10 |
| #145 | unrefined Mountain Stream syrup | 77 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #962 | white chocolate chips | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #335 | yellow brick road | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |