| #500 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
| #157 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 50 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #184 | Ram's Face Lager | 258 |
| #144 | Snow Queen Crown | 36 |
| #710 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #125 | bag of Cheat-Os | 138 |
| #1914 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1067 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #235 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 23 |
| #1902 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #920 | candy stake | 7 |
| #3277 | club necklace | 1 |
| #748 | cool mushroom | 1 |
| #155 | crazy little Turkish delight | 148 |
| #1042 | disco ball | 12 |
| #814 | disco mask | 19 |
| #124 | enchantlers | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #16 | frozen Mob Penguin | 274 |
| #152 | fruit basket | 1 |
| #236 | fruit bowl | 1 |
| #165 | ga-ga radio | 23 |
| #997 | ghuol guolash | 1 |
| #3042 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #785 | gr8ps | 1 |
| #3383 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #986 | helmet turtle | 18 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #258 | hot buttered roll | 1 |
| #729 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #110 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 138 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1295 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #178 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #624 | lihc eye pie | 1 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #674 | mariachi pants | 14 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #378 | mushroom pizza | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #898 | pasta spoon | 11 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #988 | pr0n legs | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #120 | ram horns | 60 |
| #128 | ram stick | 47 |
| #123 | ram-battering staff | 1 |
| #712 | ravioli hat | 20 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #406 | roll in the hay | 2 |
| #975 | saucepan | 18 |
| #567 | seal tooth | 15 |
| #964 | seal-clubbing club | 12 |
| #158 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 82 |
| #1809 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #3322 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #1367 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #1496 | spooky felt | 3 |
| #1893 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1350 | spooky mushroom | 5 |
| #1154 | spooky shrunken head | 1 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #1157 | spooky stuffing | 3 |
| #760 | spooky toy wheel | 6 |
| #1325 | spooky wooden block | 3 |
| #545 | stale baguette | 1 |
| #5209 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
| #6272 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #7834 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #5773 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #8834 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #7883 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7025 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7878 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #7888 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #6200 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #7798 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #3042 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #6929 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5322 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4313 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1810 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8216 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8256 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8179 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4499 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8155 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8132 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8073 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8118 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8102 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8163 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8142 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1125 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2813 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1868 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1041 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1209 | turtle totem | 10 |
| #147 | unrefined Mountain Stream syrup | 77 |
| #729 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #959 | white chocolate chips | 1 |
| #1045 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #337 | yellow brick road | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |