MILF Hunter

RankItemQuantity
#1743Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air1
#1051Ent cider2
#417Mob Penguin cellular phone49
#1464Retenez L'Herbe Paté1
#313St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket16
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#1081Valentine11
#769aspirin1
#703ball9
#314beertini6
#340bell-shaped Crimbo cookie3
#1729bottle of goofballs13
#5529box of sunshine5
#847brine15
#1464can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce5
#2359candied yams2
#1019dill20
#389doll house13
#634fancy chocolate5
#811felt11
#1216ghost cucumber17
#292ghost pickle on a stick3
#1593giant pinky ring5
#1013googly eye11
#841green snowcone1
#1515herbal stuffing4
#112kite63
#1096length of string8
#665loaded serum blowgun6
#376mafia aria64
#79marionette14
#764orange snowcone2
#270papaya slung6
#495petrified time1
#754plastic passion fruit1
#890purple snowcone1
#342questionable taco1
#139rag doll14
#735red snowcone2
#217salty slug8
#525scroll of pasta summoning21
#1401stuffing5
#2299tofurkey gravy2
#2296tofurkey leg2
#485tomato daiquiri2
#902top5
#333toy soldier5
#1035toy wheel7
#1143vinegar13
#471wooden block6
#1042wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#477yo-yo65
#476zombie pineal gland10

Wow, that's 565 items total!

what items are this player missing?