| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1731 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1495 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #4249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2052 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #6540 | badass belt | 2 |
| #1292 | bag of airline peanuts | 10 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #3304 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #1381 | brine | 1 |
| #711 | can of Red Minotaur | 3 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #212 | colored-light "necklace" | 2 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1503 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 4 |
| #1289 | fake fake vomit | 11 |
| #1541 | fake hand | 3 |
| #2521 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #3221 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #4475 | grue egg | 2 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #1045 | heart-shaped balloon | 2 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #1494 | joybuzzer | 5 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #569 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1330 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 9 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1714 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 2 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #587 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #1570 | rubber emo roe | 5 |
| #238 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #499 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1252 | whoopie cushion | 12 |
| #1511 | wind-up chattering teeth | 7 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1276 | yellow snowcone | 13 |