| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #1666 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #679 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #2403 | Valentine | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #6544 | badass belt | 2 |
| #1293 | bag of airline peanuts | 10 |
| #1649 | blood flower | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #3304 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #1382 | brine | 1 |
| #711 | can of Red Minotaur | 3 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2973 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #213 | colored-light "necklace" | 2 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1294 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1504 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 4 |
| #1290 | fake fake vomit | 11 |
| #1542 | fake hand | 3 |
| #2519 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #3215 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #3936 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #4469 | grue egg | 2 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #1043 | heart-shaped balloon | 2 |
| #2512 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #1494 | joybuzzer | 5 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1331 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 9 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1716 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 2 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #810 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #1568 | rubber emo roe | 5 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #2260 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2259 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2245 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #499 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1253 | whoopie cushion | 12 |
| #1510 | wind-up chattering teeth | 7 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1277 | yellow snowcone | 13 |