| #492 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 11 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #661 | Cloaca grenade | 20 |
| #669 | Cloaca-Cola | 40 |
| #619 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 5 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #9 | Crimbo pants | 1 |
| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #603 | Dyspepsi grenade | 20 |
| #1010 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 40 |
| #564 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 5 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #901 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 15 |
| #550 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 2 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| 🥉 | Radio Free Pants | 1 |
| #672 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1168 | Time Juice | 4 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2403 | Valentine | 1 |
| #236 | WA | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #737 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 12 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1101 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 3 |
| #4411 | badass belt | 7 |
| #2562 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2108 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2664 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1649 | blood flower | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #1108 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #253 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #235 | dwarf bread | 20 |
| #2499 | easter egg balloon | 7 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #450 | f3d0r4 | 11 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #1080 | giant discarded plastic fork | 7 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #2871 | grue egg | 6 |
| #893 | hemp string | 1 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #391 | iron pasta spoon | 15 |
| #556 | kneecapping stick | 21 |
| #2179 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #91 | leaf | 2 |
| 🥈 | linoleum staff | 422 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1004 | mafia aria | 13 |
| #384 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #225 | magical mystery juice | 70 |
| #271 | martini | 11 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #589 | mushroom fermenting solution | 12 |
| #2532 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #30 | orange traffic cone | 1 |
| #1313 | pail | 3 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #213 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 6 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #2033 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2102 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #587 | scroll of pasta summoning | 17 |
| #2958 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #2242 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2144 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #462 | stone of eXtreme power | 20 |
| #626 | support cummerbund | 9 |
| #131 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #666 | vorpal blade | 3 |
| #118 | wholeberd | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2048 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1327 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |