| #493 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 11 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #412 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #663 | Cloaca grenade | 20 |
| #669 | Cloaca-Cola | 40 |
| #619 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 5 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #8 | Crimbo pants | 1 |
| #4249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #455 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #604 | Dyspepsi grenade | 20 |
| #1012 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 40 |
| #564 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 5 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #438 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #902 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 15 |
| #550 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 2 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| 🥉 | Radio Free Pants | 1 |
| #673 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1166 | Time Juice | 4 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #237 | WA | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #739 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 12 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1101 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 3 |
| #4407 | badass belt | 7 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1072 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #254 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #236 | dwarf bread | 20 |
| #2500 | easter egg balloon | 7 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #450 | f3d0r4 | 11 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #1080 | giant discarded plastic fork | 7 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #2878 | grue egg | 6 |
| #892 | hemp string | 1 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #391 | iron pasta spoon | 15 |
| #557 | kneecapping stick | 21 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #91 | leaf | 2 |
| 🥈 | linoleum staff | 422 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1004 | mafia aria | 13 |
| #385 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #225 | magical mystery juice | 70 |
| #271 | martini | 11 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #589 | mushroom fermenting solution | 12 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #30 | orange traffic cone | 1 |
| #1315 | pail | 3 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 6 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #587 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #587 | scroll of pasta summoning | 17 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #2245 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2247 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #460 | stone of eXtreme power | 20 |
| #626 | support cummerbund | 9 |
| #127 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #666 | vorpal blade | 3 |
| #118 | wholeberd | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2051 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |