| #1733 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1154 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1487 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #707 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #262 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #2044 | ball | 1 |
| #621 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #535 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1622 | dill | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1477 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #510 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #1923 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #148 | guano coffee cup | 24 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #434 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1752 | length of string | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #480 | margarita | 1 |
| #1087 | marionette | 1 |
| #667 | martini | 1 |
| #502 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #515 | redrum | 1 |
| #454 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #647 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #855 | salty dog | 1 |
| #589 | screwdriver | 1 |
| #721 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #747 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #466 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #438 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #349 | tequila with training wheels | 1 |
| #4313 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #4041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2813 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #2070 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #467 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #2366 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1453 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |