Sad Sammy Seal Smasher

RankItemQuantity
#6864067 scroll10
#138668 scroll10
#9217-Foot Dwarven mattock1
#1492Angry Farmer candy10
#4296Baron von Ratsworth's monocle1
#163Cerebral Cloche1
#312Cerebral Crossbow1
#188Cerebral Culottes1
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#1938Dolphin King's crown1
#1107Dr. Hobo's scalpel2
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#2384Elder Turtle Shell1
#287Elf Farm Raffle ticket10
#520Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots10
#789Gnollish flyswatter1
#991Knob Goblin elite helm1
#996Knob Goblin elite pants1
#973Knob Goblin elite polearm1
#1007Knob Goblin harem pants1
#997Knob Goblin harem veil1
#300Knob Goblin perfume10
#1117Knob Goblin tongs1
#403Meat detector1
#988Mohawk wig1
#138NG10
#844Orcish baseball cap1
#793Orcish cargo shorts1
#785Orcish frat-paddle1
#780Pine-Fresh air freshener1
#2541Scalp of Gorgolok1
#1286Wand of Nagamar1
#1006acid-squirting flower1
#234asbestos ore30
#6538badass belt2
#430balaclava1
#1029balloon monkey1
#171barbed-wire fence44
#47barskin tent10
#402baseball10
#784batblade1
#88beanbag chair10
#665bone rattle1
#180box-in-the-box-in-the-box1
#1102bugbear beanie1
#1109bugbear bungguard1
#62catsup10
#1336chaos butterfly10
#208chrome ore30
#523chrome sword1
#69clockwork bartender-in-the-box2
#31clockwork chef-in-the-box9
#43clockwork detective skull1
#102clockwork hat1
#27clockwork maid10
#101clockwork pants1
#154clockwork trench coat1
#824cog10
#777cold ninja mask1
#134cold nuggets19
#33cold powder61
#850cornuthaum1
#76cottage10
#423decorative fountain10
#54dingy planks10
#1096dirty hobo gloves1
#532disbelief suspenders1
#608disease10
#292disembodied smile1
#124dope wheels10
#896eXtreme mittens1
#856eXtreme scarf1
#5138easter egg balloon1
#268enchanted bean10
#146evil golden arches10
#1086eyepatch1
#109fairy gravy boat10
#1000filthy corduroys1
#972filthy knitted dread sack1
#378flaming glowsticks1
#793frigid ninja stars10
#427furry pants1
#3220fuzzy dice2
#1495gloomy black mushroom1
#155gnauga hide buckler1
#149gnauga hide chaps1
#88gnauga hide whip2
#334goat cheese60
#2879grue egg6
#870guitar pick1
#382hair spray10
#454heavy metal sonata1
#541heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr1
#123hot nuggets34
#103hot powder27
#325iced-out bling1
#426icy-hot katana1
#1882joybuzzer1
#908ketchup hound1
#207linoleum ore30
#377los chinos1
#1371lucky rabbit's foot3
#217meat engine10
#29meat golem10
#801meat vortex10
#791miner's helmet1
#785miner's pants1
#858ninja hot pants1
#1584pants of the Slug Lord1
#1882pet rock "Snooty" disguise1
#774photoprotoneutron torpedo10
#681pirate shirt1
#288pixel hat1
#162pixel pants1
#211pixel sword1
#297pretty bouquet7
#624razor-sharp can lid10
#146red pixel potion40
#611rice bowl1
#1131ring of aggravate monster1
#2313shiny ring3
#943skeleton key1
#509skewer-mounted razor blade1
#84sleaze nuggets42
#142sleaze powder9
#803snowboarder pants1
#292sonar-in-a-biscuit40
#827spider web10
#150spooky nuggets14
#132spooky powder12
#56spooky scarecrow10
#767sprocket10
#150star boomerang1
#310star buckler1
#460star crossbow1
#606star hat1
#330star pants1
#133star spatula1
#309star staff1
#145star stiletto1
#420star sword1
#193star throwing star1
#127stench nuggets31
#157stench powder7
#1825stolen accordion1
#4802stuffed shoulder parrot1
#964swashbuckling pants1
#384targeting chip1
#269teddy bear sewing kit1
#497ten-leaf clover20
#1271thin black candle10
#8189tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#4542tiny plastic accordion thief1
#8210tiny plastic angry goat1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#4479tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8173tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#8092tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8218tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#4496tiny plastic disco bandit1
#8150tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8185tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8091tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#8057tiny plastic grue1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8066tiny plastic killer bee1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8100tiny plastic levitating potato1
#8109tiny plastic mosquito1
#4345tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4466tiny plastic sauceror1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8158tiny plastic stab bat1
#8135tiny plastic star starfish1
#4480tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#146twinkly nuggets209
#70twinkly powder522
#608twinkly wad67
#24unlocked meat locker10
#896vorpal blade1
#448white collar2
#476white picket fence6
#461windchimes10
#1245wolf mask1
#628wussiness potion10

Wow, that's 1,878 items total!

what items are this player missing?