| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #275 | BURT | 100 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #612 | FDKOL commendation | 72 |
| #74 | FDKOL hotcakes | 109 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #203 | McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #16 | New-You Club Membership Form | 1 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #64 | Pokëmann band-aid | 33 |
| #694 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 2 |
| #376 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 2 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 2 |
| #582 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 2 |
| #414 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 5 |
| #248 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 6 |
| #490 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 4 |
| #261 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 3 |
| #475 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 4 |
| #467 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 4 |
| #471 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 4 |
| #283 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 7 |
| #17 | Spacegate access badge | 1 |
| #18 | Thor's Pliers | 1 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #233 | actual reality goggles | 1 |
| #189 | airblaster gun | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #5055 | badass belt | 5 |
| #447 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #517 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #5525 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| #19 | bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button) | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #713 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #256 | confusing LED clock | 1 |
| #78 | d10 | 40 |
| #89 | d12 | 33 |
| #66 | d20 | 44 |
| #52 | d4 | 37 |
| #62 | d6 | 44 |
| #70 | d8 | 44 |
| #456 | daisy | 4 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #1924 | duct tape | 3 |
| #741 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #126 | fiery wing | 68 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #24 | gummi bowtie | 3 |
| #199 | haggis-infused soap | 1 |
| #2795 | handful of confetti | 9 |
| #13 | handful of hand chalk | 11,680 |
| #621 | handful of sand | 9 |
| #120 | hobo nickel | 2,599 |
| #87 | hot daub | 8 |
| #36 | hot egg | 5 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #346 | lewd playing card | 7 |
| #20 | lollipop cufflinks | 3 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #2216 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #495 | palm frond | 6 |
| #191 | powdered candy sushi set | 6 |
| #441 | quantum taco | 24 |
| #246 | s'more | 50 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #630 | sweet mochi ball | 7 |
| #134 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 4 |
| #582 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| 🥉 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 16,586 |
| #16 | unpowered Robortender | 1 |
| #600 | voodoo snuff | 1 |