| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1056 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #373 | El Vibrato power sphere | 2 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #375 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 3 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #2359 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #780 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #403 | SPF 451 lip balm | 5 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #249 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #107 | baby cuddlefish | 2 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #1884 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| #891 | bottle of goofballs | 29 |
| #6713 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #873 | casino pass | 1 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #50 | clingfilm tangle | 1 |
| #456 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 1 |
| #460 | cursed sea biscuit | 1 |
| #1628 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #787 | disintegrating quill pen | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #227 | duct tape wallet | 2 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #255 | eye-pod | 2 |
| #161 | fake blood | 7 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #641 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #304 | figurine of an ancient seal | 1 |
| #86 | fishy wand | 1 |
| #53 | freezerburned ice cube | 7 |
| #550 | fuzzy dice | 9 |
| #83 | ganger bandana | 1 |
| #181 | gilded ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #624 | guy made of bee pollen | 3 |
| #2505 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #323 | jar of swamp gas | 148 |
| #237 | lotion of hotness | 1 |
| #241 | lotion of sleaziness | 1 |
| #136 | lotion of spookiness | 6 |
| #159 | lotion of stench | 3 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #32 | maple leaf | 68 |
| #1676 | nanite-infested candy cane | 5 |
| #179 | ornate ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #88 | powdered sealbone | 1 |
| #377 | pygmy nose-bone | 1 |
| #1024 | roasted marshmallow | 10 |
| #543 | roll of toilet paper | 144 |
| #3636 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2794 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1522 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 5 |
| #2124 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1034 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #135 | scented massage oil | 13 |
| #194 | shrinking powder | 2 |
| #546 | sparkler | 10 |
| #731 | spooky cosmetics bag | 3 |
| #577 | stick of dynamite | 1 |
| #4207 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 9 |
| #5739 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #3763 | stuffed angry cow | 11 |
| #3539 | stuffed astral badger | 12 |
| #4582 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 8 |
| #7694 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #5316 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 6 |
| #3804 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 11 |
| #4903 | stuffed hand turkey | 7 |
| #3780 | stuffed mind flayer | 11 |
| #3607 | stuffed scary death orb | 12 |
| #4800 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #3050 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 15 |
| #3888 | stuffed snowy owl | 10 |
| #4054 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 10 |
| #4924 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #2944 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 16 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #148 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #480 | useless powder | 245 |
| #2588 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #1042 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #2081 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 6 |
| #687 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #242 | white rice | 6 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |