| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1057 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #371 | El Vibrato power sphere | 2 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #374 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 3 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #2356 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #777 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #403 | SPF 451 lip balm | 5 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #104 | baby cuddlefish | 2 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| #887 | bottle of goofballs | 29 |
| #6710 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #872 | casino pass | 1 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #50 | clingfilm tangle | 1 |
| #454 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 1 |
| #460 | cursed sea biscuit | 1 |
| #1623 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #788 | disintegrating quill pen | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #227 | duct tape wallet | 2 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #254 | eye-pod | 2 |
| #161 | fake blood | 7 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #639 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #303 | figurine of an ancient seal | 1 |
| #86 | fishy wand | 1 |
| #53 | freezerburned ice cube | 7 |
| #550 | fuzzy dice | 9 |
| #81 | ganger bandana | 1 |
| #178 | gilded ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #622 | guy made of bee pollen | 3 |
| #2504 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #323 | jar of swamp gas | 148 |
| #237 | lotion of hotness | 1 |
| #241 | lotion of sleaziness | 1 |
| #136 | lotion of spookiness | 6 |
| #159 | lotion of stench | 3 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #32 | maple leaf | 68 |
| #1677 | nanite-infested candy cane | 5 |
| #177 | ornate ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #88 | powdered sealbone | 1 |
| #378 | pygmy nose-bone | 1 |
| #1022 | roasted marshmallow | 10 |
| #539 | roll of toilet paper | 144 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2789 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1521 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 5 |
| #2119 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #135 | scented massage oil | 13 |
| #194 | shrinking powder | 2 |
| #546 | sparkler | 10 |
| #731 | spooky cosmetics bag | 3 |
| #576 | stick of dynamite | 1 |
| #4195 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 9 |
| #5725 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #3752 | stuffed angry cow | 11 |
| #3531 | stuffed astral badger | 12 |
| #4574 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 8 |
| #7680 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #5307 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 6 |
| #3796 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 11 |
| #4891 | stuffed hand turkey | 7 |
| #3771 | stuffed mind flayer | 11 |
| #3599 | stuffed scary death orb | 12 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #3044 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 15 |
| #3880 | stuffed snowy owl | 10 |
| #4043 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 10 |
| #4913 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #2932 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 16 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #147 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #481 | useless powder | 245 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #1042 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #2083 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 6 |
| #684 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #240 | white rice | 6 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |