Tortellina

RankItemQuantity
#1732Cloaca grenade1
#1496Cloaca-Cola1
#1153Cloaca-Cola c-rations1
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#903Cloaca-Cola knapsack1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#668Doc's Miracle Cure1
#858Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack1
#171Mr. Balloon1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#769aspirin1
#2042ball1
#1065bell-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#1654blood flower1
#751broken skull10
#545can of fake snow1
#2975can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce1
#2875candied yams1
#4134candy cane2
#1823cheap plastic bottle opener1
#1063chef's hat1
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#1025daisy1
#1640doll house1
#1476duck-on-a-string1
#2833eggnog1
#871empty blowgun1
#2520fancy chocolate1
#2007felt2
#3426fruitcake1
#3940gingerbread bugbear1
#2658googly eye1
#1909green beer1
🥈green traffic cone1
#17guano coffee cup3,430
#2516herbal stuffing1
#2060kite1
#1751length of string1
#1942loaded serum blowgun1
#570lovecat tail1
#1086marionette1
#19miniature espresso maker21
#2716pet rock1
#495petrified time1
#754plastic passion fruit1
#1810pretty flower2
#342questionable taco1
#1303rag doll1
#1348sock monkey1
#2261string of blue beads1
#2260string of green beads1
#2246string of red beads1
#167stuffed Mob Penguin1
#3201stuffed doppelshifter1
#2643stuffing1
#2033teddy bear1
#148thought balloon1
#41time helmet1
#140time sword1
#42time trousers1
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#6142tiny plastic barrrnacle2
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#84tiny plastic coffee pixie142
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#2808tofurkey gravy1
#2814tofurkey leg1
#2068top1
#1190toy soldier1
#1384toy train1
#1821toy wheel1
#478tree skirt1
#1038tree-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#1042wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#2364yo-yo1
#1862zombie pineal gland1

Wow, that's 3,706 items total!

what items are this player missing?