| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #121 | Okee-Dokee soda | 1 |
| #851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #282 | beanbag chair | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #1623 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #2106 | duct tape | 2 |
| #1023 | green clay bead | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #663 | palm frond | 2 |
| #525 | purple clay bead | 3 |
| #1851 | roll of toilet paper | 6 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |