| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #586 | Blatantly Canadian | 1 |
| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #372 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 19 |
| #1075 | Cloaca grenade | 8 |
| #564 | Cloaca-Cola | 55 |
| #619 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 5 |
| #820 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #102 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 19 |
| #311 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 28 |
| #1300 | Dyspepsi grenade | 4 |
| #738 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 73 |
| #267 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 11 |
| #512 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 5 |
| #80 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 23 |
| #164 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 12 |
| #227 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 3 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #288 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 34 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #286 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 33 |
| #1757 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 3 |
| #572 | Mountain Stream soda | 16 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #667 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #854 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 10 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #451 | aspirin | 2 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #6543 | badass belt | 2 |
| #164 | ball | 43 |
| #784 | beertini | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #812 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #611 | bloody beer | 8 |
| #555 | blue snowcone | 8 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #633 | can of Red Minotaur | 4 |
| #214 | can of fake snow | 2 |
| #2203 | candy cane | 10 |
| #327 | carob chunk noodles | 5 |
| #908 | chaos butterfly | 55 |
| #958 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 6 |
| #336 | chorizo brownies | 5 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #1677 | drywall axe | 2 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1277 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #606 | empty blowgun | 2 |
| #1281 | felt | 6 |
| #364 | forest tears | 1 |
| #1491 | ghost cucumber | 7 |
| #2476 | gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #173 | googly eye | 78 |
| #368 | green balloon | 9 |
| #573 | green beer | 21 |
| #549 | green snowcone | 8 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1303 | helmet turtle | 8 |
| #742 | kite | 10 |
| #447 | length of string | 27 |
| #1135 | loaded serum blowgun | 3 |
| #381 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #199 | menorette | 1 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #583 | orange snowcone | 9 |
| #831 | oyster basket | 4 |
| #404 | papaya slung | 3 |
| #1429 | pet rock | 4 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #509 | purple snowcone | 14 |
| #433 | rag doll | 5 |
| #760 | ravioli hat | 17 |
| #1513 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #553 | red snowcone | 9 |
| #407 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #366 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #736 | ring of aggravate monster | 4 |
| #239 | ring of cold resistance | 2 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #240 | ring of gain strength | 2 |
| #543 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 5 |
| #273 | ring of increase damage | 2 |
| #383 | salty slug | 3 |
| #349 | saucepan | 138 |
| #809 | seal tooth | 5 |
| #909 | seal-clubbing club | 14 |
| #96 | shaving cream | 7 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #597 | sleeping snowy owl | 4 |
| #1716 | string of red beads | 4 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #905 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
| #239 | stuffing | 37 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #147 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #1809 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 10 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #2251 | tiny plastic angry goat | 8 |
| #1999 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 9 |
| #2025 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 9 |
| #3298 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #2003 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 9 |
| #1659 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 11 |
| #2038 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 9 |
| #2870 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 6 |
| #2479 | tiny plastic grue | 7 |
| #1848 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 10 |
| #1492 | tiny plastic killer bee | 12 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 10 |
| #2512 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 7 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #2508 | tiny plastic star starfish | 7 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #764 | top | 6 |
| #891 | toy train | 2 |
| #1625 | toy wheel | 2 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1077 | turtle totem | 13 |
| #432 | white balloon | 6 |
| #118 | wholeberd | 1 |
| #162 | wooden axe | 5 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |