| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1457 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #2245 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #1578 | Cloaca grenade | 2 |
| #1208 | Cloaca-Cola | 6 |
| #396 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 7 |
| #394 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 6 |
| #695 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 4 |
| #354 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 2 |
| #1450 | Corpse Island iced tea | 2 |
| #36 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 2 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #883 | Dyspepsi grenade | 10 |
| #865 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 57 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #515 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 5 |
| #355 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 7 |
| #726 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 3 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #313 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 16 |
| #34 | Tome of Snowcone Summoning | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #653 | Wand of Nagamar | 6 |
| #470 | acid-squirting flower | 6 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #148 | antique greaves | 74 |
| #134 | antique helmet | 88 |
| #165 | antique shield | 69 |
| #151 | antique spear | 79 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #478 | astral mushroom | 16 |
| #969 | baby killer bee | 7 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #5938 | badass belt | 3 |
| #1158 | ball | 4 |
| #654 | baseball | 3 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #416 | begpwnia | 1 |
| #1065 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #158 | black plastic oyster egg | 25 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #245 | black snowcone | 15 |
| #1902 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1676 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #117 | blue snowcone | 180 |
| #1113 | blue striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #380 | broken sword | 5 |
| #239 | bubblewrap ore | 9 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #919 | candy stake | 7 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #1037 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 8 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #1468 | corpse on the beach | 2 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1027 | corpsetini | 4 |
| #114 | cursed black pearl onion | 19 |
| #43 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 49 |
| #194 | cursed bottle of rum | 10 |
| #173 | cursed cannonball | 9 |
| #279 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 4 |
| #214 | cursed sea biscuit | 7 |
| #194 | cursed voodoo skull | 7 |
| #308 | disintegrating quill pen | 22 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #2822 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #317 | green candy heart | 74 |
| #144 | green snowcone | 164 |
| #325 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 3 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #331 | lavender candy heart | 71 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #231 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 15 |
| #939 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1551 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #2043 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #876 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1823 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #325 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 13 |
| #421 | orange candy heart | 59 |
| #371 | pink candy heart | 64 |
| #387 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 2 |
| #288 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #1287 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1070 | puce plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #289 | purple snowcone | 78 |
| #851 | red paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #135 | red snowcone | 200 |
| #1079 | red striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #2416 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #297 | sleeping snowy owl | 11 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #8937 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #951 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 22 |
| #940 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 9 |
| #1586 | teddy bear | 2 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #2776 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #2067 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #1493 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #2055 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #2734 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 4 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2181 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2121 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2150 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #1794 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2857 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #1442 | tiny plastic astronomer | 5 |
| #4862 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4900 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #2795 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #3317 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #2753 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #2690 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #2801 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #1787 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 4 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3988 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #3965 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #3342 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2789 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #4811 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #4853 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3971 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #3312 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #4847 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #2800 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #3921 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #2816 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #3367 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #2514 | tiny plastic stab bat | 7 |
| #4891 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #2659 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2700 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #2166 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #457 | yellow candy heart | 67 |
| #1180 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #682 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 9 |
| #1061 | yellow striped oyster egg | 2 |