| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #1574 | Cloaca grenade | 2 |
| #1206 | Cloaca-Cola | 6 |
| #394 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 7 |
| #391 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 6 |
| #696 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #608 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 4 |
| #354 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 2 |
| #1446 | Corpse Island iced tea | 2 |
| #36 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 2 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #880 | Dyspepsi grenade | 10 |
| #865 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 57 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #512 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 5 |
| #352 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 7 |
| #724 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 3 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #313 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 16 |
| #34 | Tome of Snowcone Summoning | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #653 | Wand of Nagamar | 6 |
| #468 | acid-squirting flower | 6 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #148 | antique greaves | 74 |
| #133 | antique helmet | 88 |
| #165 | antique shield | 69 |
| #150 | antique spear | 79 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #480 | astral mushroom | 16 |
| #964 | baby killer bee | 7 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #5942 | badass belt | 3 |
| #1160 | ball | 4 |
| #654 | baseball | 3 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #415 | begpwnia | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #158 | black plastic oyster egg | 25 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #245 | black snowcone | 15 |
| #1901 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1676 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #117 | blue snowcone | 180 |
| #1114 | blue striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #379 | broken sword | 5 |
| #239 | bubblewrap ore | 9 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #918 | candy stake | 7 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #1037 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 8 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #1465 | corpse on the beach | 2 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1025 | corpsetini | 4 |
| #113 | cursed black pearl onion | 19 |
| #41 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 49 |
| #195 | cursed bottle of rum | 10 |
| #173 | cursed cannonball | 9 |
| #278 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 4 |
| #215 | cursed sea biscuit | 7 |
| #193 | cursed voodoo skull | 7 |
| #307 | disintegrating quill pen | 22 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #2821 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #317 | green candy heart | 74 |
| #145 | green snowcone | 164 |
| #326 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 3 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #330 | lavender candy heart | 71 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #231 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 15 |
| #938 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1551 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #2042 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #875 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1823 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #325 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 13 |
| #421 | orange candy heart | 59 |
| #370 | pink candy heart | 64 |
| #388 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 2 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #1286 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1069 | puce plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #292 | purple snowcone | 78 |
| #851 | red paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #136 | red snowcone | 200 |
| #1078 | red striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #295 | sleeping snowy owl | 11 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #949 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 22 |
| #939 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 9 |
| #1584 | teddy bear | 2 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #1490 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #3983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #2731 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 4 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #1791 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #1440 | tiny plastic astronomer | 5 |
| #4856 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4888 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #3311 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #2090 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #2798 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #1786 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 4 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #3336 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #3308 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #3362 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #2190 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #2511 | tiny plastic stab bat | 7 |
| #4882 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2695 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #458 | yellow candy heart | 67 |
| #1177 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #683 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 9 |
| #1061 | yellow striped oyster egg | 2 |