| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #448 | Cloaca grenade | 36 |
| #290 | Cloaca-Cola | 138 |
| #320 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 11 |
| #648 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 4 |
| #394 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 6 |
| #187 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 16 |
| #771 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 3 |
| #181 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 4 |
| #1480 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #219 | Dyspepsi grenade | 63 |
| #399 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 163 |
| #200 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 14 |
| #999 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #775 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #185 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 18 |
| #726 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 3 |
| #68 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 9 |
| #318 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #451 | aspirin | 2 |
| #4171 | badass belt | 8 |
| #1592 | ball | 2 |
| #522 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1111 | box of sunshine | 204 |
| #113 | can of fake snow | 3 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #2360 | candied yams | 2 |
| #4136 | candy cane | 2 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #212 | colored-light "necklace" | 2 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #905 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #3662 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #2363 | eggnog | 2 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1832 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #3306 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #5337 | grue egg | 1 |
| #2084 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #1688 | kite | 2 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #686 | marionette | 2 |
| #2034 | pet rock | 2 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #57 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 12 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #849 | sleeping snowy owl | 2 |
| #908 | sock monkey | 2 |
| #2481 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #1586 | teddy bear | 2 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 7 |
| #1303 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 7 |
| #488 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 7 |
| #488 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 7 |
| #2624 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #6168 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6141 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #2571 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #6131 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #6238 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #1824 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #6181 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #6154 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #6099 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #2706 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #6147 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #6076 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1797 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #6133 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 4 |
| #6198 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #1272 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 7 |
| #1373 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 4 |
| #2299 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2296 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #1557 | top | 2 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #892 | toy train | 2 |
| #193 | tree skirt | 2 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #509 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #2045 | yo-yo | 2 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |