| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #447 | Cloaca grenade | 36 |
| #289 | Cloaca-Cola | 138 |
| #320 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 11 |
| #646 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 4 |
| #391 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 6 |
| #188 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 16 |
| #768 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 3 |
| #181 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 4 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #219 | Dyspepsi grenade | 63 |
| #398 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 163 |
| #200 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 14 |
| #997 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #771 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #186 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 18 |
| #724 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 3 |
| #69 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 9 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #451 | aspirin | 2 |
| #4171 | badass belt | 8 |
| #1592 | ball | 2 |
| #520 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1107 | box of sunshine | 204 |
| #114 | can of fake snow | 3 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #2358 | candied yams | 2 |
| #4135 | candy cane | 2 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #213 | colored-light "necklace" | 2 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #904 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #3663 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #2364 | eggnog | 2 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #3302 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #2080 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #1688 | kite | 2 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #686 | marionette | 2 |
| #2033 | pet rock | 2 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #56 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 12 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #846 | sleeping snowy owl | 2 |
| #910 | sock monkey | 2 |
| #2480 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #1584 | teddy bear | 2 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 7 |
| #1302 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 7 |
| #486 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 7 |
| #488 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 7 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #1819 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1795 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1316 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 4 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #1269 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 7 |
| #1369 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 4 |
| #2301 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2297 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #1556 | top | 2 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #891 | toy train | 2 |
| #194 | tree skirt | 2 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #2046 | yo-yo | 2 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |