| #1459 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #1120 | CRIMBCO scrip | 40 |
| #1639 | Crimbuck | 107 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #314 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 155 |
| #719 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 10 |
| #21 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 101 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| 🥇 | abominable snowcone | 116,705 |
| #5 | anniversary gift box | 11 |
| #26 | astronaut ice-cream | 15 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #197 | banana-frosted king cake | 13 |
| #207 | black candy heart | 58 |
| #6 | black snowcone | 278 |
| #323 | black-and-blue light | 168 |
| #302 | blue glowstick | 5 |
| #317 | blue plasma ball | 174 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥇 | blue snowcone | 10,139 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #20 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 25 |
| #789 | box of sunshine | 364 |
| #240 | brick | 160 |
| #16 | brown plastic baby | 76 |
| #1515 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 2 |
| #802 | cheap studded belt | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #795 | club necklace | 9 |
| #210 | defective skull | 111 |
| #1107 | delicious salad | 11 |
| #510 | diamond necklace | 13 |
| #598 | duct tape | 52 |
| #654 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 10 |
| #269 | encoder ring | 72 |
| #221 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 117 |
| #211 | fake hand | 123 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #322 | flavored foot massage oil | 142 |
| #331 | foam dart | 141 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1531 | green beer | 3 |
| #187 | green candy heart | 176 |
| #116 | green candygram | 5 |
| #124 | green glowstick | 11 |
| 🥇 | green snowcone | 11,045 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #828 | heart necklace | 9 |
| #203 | jazz soap | 133 |
| #144 | joybuzzer | 175 |
| #167 | lavender candy heart | 200 |
| #29 | lavender candygram | 33 |
| #190 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 145 |
| #205 | orange candy heart | 213 |
| #183 | orange candygram | 3 |
| #525 | orange glowstick | 4 |
| 🥇 | orange snowcone | 34,261 |
| #563 | pack of KWE trading card | 6 |
| #540 | personal massager | 13 |
| #398 | personalized coffee mug | 152 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #199 | pink candy heart | 185 |
| #31 | pink candygram | 31 |
| #554 | pink glowstick | 4 |
| #16 | pink plastic baby | 32 |
| #1499 | pixellated candy heart | 3 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #135 | portable corkscrew | 38 |
| 🥇 | purple snowcone | 46,888 |
| 🥇 | red snowcone | 18,693 |
| #1759 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 4 |
| #480 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 15 |
| #1521 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 5 |
| #643 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 11 |
| #204 | rubber emo roe | 147 |
| #697 | sandwich of the gods | 11 |
| #621 | spade necklace | 11 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1337 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #1867 | string of blue beads | 3 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #1020 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 46 |
| #1081 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 45 |
| #847 | stuffed angry cow | 56 |
| #1108 | stuffed astral badger | 46 |
| #1039 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 49 |
| #1206 | stuffed cocoabo | 40 |
| #1042 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 48 |
| #1066 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 47 |
| #1211 | stuffed hand turkey | 42 |
| #1264 | stuffed mind flayer | 41 |
| #1013 | stuffed scary death orb | 49 |
| #915 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 53 |
| #969 | stuffed snowy owl | 49 |
| #971 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 52 |
| #1483 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 34 |
| #1209 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 42 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #77 | wad of cotton | 29 |
| #168 | white candy heart | 239 |
| #197 | white candygram | 2 |
| #171 | whoopie cushion | 164 |
| #173 | wind-up chattering teeth | 160 |
| #179 | x-ray specs | 121 |
| #228 | yellow candy heart | 223 |
| #200 | yellow candygram | 4 |
| #5 | yellow snowcone | 3,586 |