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| #4251 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
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| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #991 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #3901 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #845 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #794 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1082 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #6541 | badass belt | 2 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #673 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #1007 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #964 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #1102 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1109 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #409 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #798 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #587 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #897 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #856 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #1087 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #972 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #793 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #428 | furry pants | 1 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #4477 | grue egg | 2 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #729 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #378 | los chinos | 1 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #791 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #2850 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #359 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #803 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3794 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #1478 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #310 | star buckler | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #8947 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8866 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8979 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1581 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #4806 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8806 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #626 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #1125 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |