| #1176 | Angry Farmer candy | 23 |
| #1737 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #677 | Cloaca grenade | 19 |
| #778 | Cloaca-Cola | 28 |
| #942 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 2 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #696 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #771 | Dyspepsi grenade | 12 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #564 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 5 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #573 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 3 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #332 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 2 |
| #33 | Knob stir-fry | 15 |
| #1115 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 38 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1233 | Yummy Tummy bean | 117 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1127 | awful poetry journal | 20 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #379 | blood flower | 21 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #2873 | candied yams | 1 |
| #2563 | candy cane | 7 |
| #705 | chaos butterfly | 106 |
| #565 | coconut shell | 39 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1829 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #901 | felt | 10 |
| #2154 | fruitcake | 4 |
| #605 | giant needle | 30 |
| #3936 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #200 | googly eye | 69 |
| #2081 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #1688 | kite | 2 |
| #180 | length of string | 65 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #3078 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #1412 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #1965 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #1476 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #1275 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #2046 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #1284 | plot hole | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #144 | stuffing | 59 |
| #595 | sugar-coated pine cone | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #812 | thin black candle | 70 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 6 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic angry goat | 6 |
| #4855 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6126 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #4849 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #3336 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #3965 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #2873 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 6 |
| #2512 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 7 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #2854 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 6 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #6186 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #4009 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1904 | tofurkey gravy | 3 |
| #1886 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #743 | wooden block | 3 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #12 | yakskin kilt | 45 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1200 | zombie pineal gland | 3 |