| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #587 | Blatantly Canadian | 1 |
| #1010 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #444 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #443 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #982 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #2052 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1007 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #214 | Frogade | 1 |
| #725 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #1868 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #1016 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #826 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
| #1117 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #969 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #1758 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #400 | Manetwich | 1 |
| #1001 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #422 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #2658 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #477 | White Citadel burger | 1 |
| #2955 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #886 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #895 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #905 | antique shield | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #345 | asparagus knife | 19 |
| #968 | astral mushroom | 3 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1920 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #1849 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #243 | balaclava baklava | 12 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #629 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| #2126 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1172 | batgut | 1 |
| #103 | bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme | 1 |
| #1035 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #621 | bloody mary | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #610 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #624 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #458 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #1137 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #956 | bubbly potion | 1 |
| #1110 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #687 | cat appendix | 1 |
| #818 | catgut | 1 |
| #1514 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 2 |
| #12 | chintzy saucepan earring | 365 |
| #967 | cloudy potion | 1 |
| #1222 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #1228 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #223 | cordial of concentration | 1 |
| #962 | dark potion | 1 |
| #375 | denim axe | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #1852 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #930 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #1139 | dry noodles | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #946 | effervescent potion | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #1763 | fire | 1 |
| #957 | fizzy potion | 1 |
| #859 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #641 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1254 | giant needle | 1 |
| #392 | goat | 1 |
| #616 | green beer | 19 |
| #34 | grouchy restless spirit | 2,953 |
| #861 | hellion cube | 1 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #994 | herbs | 1 |
| #966 | hill of beans | 1 |
| #998 | hot katana blade | 1 |
| #1286 | hot wing | 1 |
| #1763 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1602 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1093 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #560 | jumbo olive | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1234 | lemon | 1 |
| #896 | lime | 1 |
| #377 | los chinos | 1 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #497 | maple syrup | 7 |
| #480 | margarita | 1 |
| #937 | milky potion | 1 |
| #897 | mind flayer corpse | 1 |
| #599 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #910 | murky potion | 1 |
| #219 | oil of stability | 1 |
| #796 | olive | 1 |
| #218 | onion shurikens | 1 |
| #987 | papaya | 1 |
| #171 | papotion of papower | 1 |
| #1564 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #368 | philter of phorce | 1 |
| #1172 | portable corkscrew | 3 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #694 | poutine | 1 |
| #987 | pr0n legs | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1188 | procrastination potion | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #854 | salty dog | 1 |
| #1707 | saucepan | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #1113 | scrumptious reagent | 1 |
| #1670 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #398 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| #412 | serum of sarcasm | 1 |
| #941 | smoky potion | 1 |
| #349 | snake shield | 1 |
| #397 | snarling wolf shield | 1 |
| #971 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #522 | soda water | 1 |
| #822 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1573 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #853 | stalk of asparagus | 1 |
| #919 | star chart | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1824 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #842 | swirly potion | 2 |
| #831 | taco shell | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1136 | tomato | 1 |
| #441 | tomato juice of powerful power | 1 |
| #2526 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1790 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #695 | wad of tofu | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #648 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
| #630 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #791 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #957 | white chocolate chips | 1 |
| #1104 | white lightning | 1 |
| #581 | white satin shield | 1 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
| #364 | wooden axe | 1 |
| #811 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #1046 | wussiness potion | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |