| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #586 | Blatantly Canadian | 1 |
| #1009 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #445 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #443 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #980 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #1495 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #214 | Frogade | 1 |
| #725 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #1867 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #1018 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #825 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
| #1118 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #969 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #1757 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #400 | Manetwich | 1 |
| #1003 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #422 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #2657 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #475 | White Citadel burger | 1 |
| #2958 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #885 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #894 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #947 | antique spear | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #344 | asparagus knife | 19 |
| #969 | astral mushroom | 3 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1923 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #242 | balaclava baklava | 12 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #630 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| #2122 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1174 | batgut | 1 |
| #103 | bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme | 1 |
| #1032 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #620 | bloody mary | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #611 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #623 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #458 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #1138 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #956 | bubbly potion | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2873 | candied yams | 1 |
| #687 | cat appendix | 1 |
| #819 | catgut | 1 |
| #1514 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 2 |
| #12 | chintzy saucepan earring | 365 |
| #967 | cloudy potion | 1 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #1228 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #223 | cordial of concentration | 1 |
| #962 | dark potion | 1 |
| #374 | denim axe | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #1129 | dry noodles | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #947 | effervescent potion | 1 |
| #2835 | eggnog | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #971 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #957 | fizzy potion | 1 |
| #860 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #641 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #2410 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1256 | giant needle | 1 |
| #391 | goat | 1 |
| #616 | green beer | 19 |
| #34 | grouchy restless spirit | 2,953 |
| #861 | hellion cube | 1 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #993 | herbs | 1 |
| #968 | hill of beans | 1 |
| #1000 | hot katana blade | 1 |
| #1287 | hot wing | 1 |
| #1764 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1604 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1092 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #558 | jumbo olive | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1236 | lemon | 1 |
| #894 | lime | 1 |
| #376 | los chinos | 1 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #495 | maple syrup | 7 |
| #479 | margarita | 1 |
| #936 | milky potion | 1 |
| #899 | mind flayer corpse | 1 |
| #598 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #911 | murky potion | 1 |
| #216 | oil of stability | 1 |
| #794 | olive | 1 |
| #218 | onion shurikens | 1 |
| #985 | papaya | 1 |
| #171 | papotion of papower | 1 |
| #1561 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #368 | philter of phorce | 1 |
| #1173 | portable corkscrew | 3 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #692 | poutine | 1 |
| #988 | pr0n legs | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1190 | procrastination potion | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #853 | salty dog | 1 |
| #1705 | saucepan | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #1113 | scrumptious reagent | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #398 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| #411 | serum of sarcasm | 1 |
| #941 | smoky potion | 1 |
| #349 | snake shield | 1 |
| #397 | snarling wolf shield | 1 |
| #970 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #518 | soda water | 1 |
| #823 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1574 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #853 | stalk of asparagus | 1 |
| #918 | star chart | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #2260 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2259 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2245 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #842 | swirly potion | 2 |
| #831 | taco shell | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1135 | tomato | 1 |
| #442 | tomato juice of powerful power | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2401 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #2527 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #696 | wad of tofu | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #646 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
| #631 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #790 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #961 | white chocolate chips | 1 |
| #1103 | white lightning | 1 |
| #582 | white satin shield | 1 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
| #363 | wooden axe | 1 |
| #812 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #1048 | wussiness potion | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |