| #731 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 4 |
| #61 | Cloaca grenade | 236 |
| #36 | Cloaca-Cola | 1,279 |
| #38 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 72 |
| #297 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 9 |
| #338 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 7 |
| #69 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 55 |
| #490 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 5 |
| #12 | Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #8 | Crimbo pants | 1 |
| #11 | Crimbo sword | 1 |
| #679 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 5 |
| #54 | Dyspepsi grenade | 204 |
| #65 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1,336 |
| #29 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 71 |
| #240 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 10 |
| #355 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 7 |
| #56 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 68 |
| #385 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 6 |
| #1016 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #383 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 20 |
| #94 | Mohawk wig | 153 |
| #88 | Now and Earlier | 79 |
| #875 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 32 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #835 | awful poetry journal | 51 |
| #67 | ball | 106 |
| #1064 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1902 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #136 | blood flower | 94 |
| #667 | blue paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1835 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #276 | bow | 2 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #1674 | candied yams | 4 |
| #3615 | candy cane | 3 |
| #579 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 11 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #121 | doll house | 50 |
| #14 | duck-on-a-string | 104 |
| #2058 | eggnog | 3 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #969 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #201 | fruitcake | 110 |
| #3306 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #89 | glowing red eye | 245 |
| #296 | gnocchetti di Nietzsche | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #45 | infernal insoles | 112 |
| #110 | kite | 64 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #810 | lavender striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #417 | length of string | 29 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #345 | loose teeth | 153 |
| #9 | marionette | 53 |
| #468 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 8 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #500 | mugcake | 2 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #566 | original G | 59 |
| #1028 | oyster basket | 3 |
| #64 | pet rock | 104 |
| #155 | petrified time | 3 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #25 | rag doll | 52 |
| #1082 | red paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #530 | red plastic oyster egg | 9 |
| #1078 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #68 | ruby W | 418 |
| #70 | rusty metal ring | 9 |
| #39 | sock monkey | 59 |
| #907 | stuffed can of asparagus | 2 |
| #718 | stuffed dodecapede | 3 |
| #433 | stuffed doppelshifter | 32 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1312 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 15 |
| #1685 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 4 |
| #2120 | stuffing | 2 |
| #19 | teddy bear | 208 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #704 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 24 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1348 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 4 |
| #425 | tiny plastic angry goat | 37 |
| #772 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 23 |
| #505 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 32 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #918 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 19 |
| #611 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 28 |
| #775 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 22 |
| #723 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 7 |
| #749 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 23 |
| #654 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 26 |
| #615 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 27 |
| #924 | tiny plastic grue | 19 |
| #845 | tiny plastic hermit | 6 |
| #630 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 27 |
| #398 | tiny plastic killer bee | 39 |
| #764 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 23 |
| #488 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 33 |
| #678 | tiny plastic mosquito | 25 |
| #681 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 7 |
| #722 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 24 |
| #327 | tiny plastic sauceror | 12 |
| #841 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 6 |
| #713 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 24 |
| #766 | tiny plastic stab bat | 23 |
| #911 | tiny plastic star starfish | 19 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #530 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 9 |
| #93 | titanium assault umbrella | 150 |
| #481 | toast | 2,024 |
| #2299 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2296 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #766 | top | 6 |
| #13 | toy soldier | 52 |
| #12 | toy train | 103 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #862 | valuable trinket | 72 |
| #24 | wax lips | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #421 | yellow striped oyster egg | 6 |
| #118 | yo-yo | 265 |
| #1201 | zombie pineal gland | 3 |