| #199 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 18 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #820 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #755 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #768 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 3 |
| #997 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #626 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 4 |
| #724 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 3 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #235 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 25 |
| #275 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 21 |
| #214 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 25 |
| #222 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 21 |
| #189 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 26 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #147 | Orcish baseball cap | 29 |
| #140 | Orcish cargo shorts | 27 |
| #158 | Orcish frat-paddle | 25 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #14 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| #11 | Underworld flail | 1 |
| #13 | Underworld truncheon | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #383 | antique greaves | 14 |
| #386 | antique hand mirror | 6 |
| #263 | antique helmet | 31 |
| #497 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #206 | antique painting of a landscape | 4 |
| #255 | antique shield | 35 |
| #261 | antique spear | 32 |
| #188 | beer helmet | 36 |
| #199 | bejeweled pledge pin | 36 |
| #279 | big red clown nose | 25 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #173 | black greaves | 17 |
| #142 | black helmet | 24 |
| #121 | black shield | 27 |
| #171 | black sword | 20 |
| #234 | bloody clown pants | 28 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #226 | bugbear beanie | 32 |
| #243 | bugbear bungguard | 25 |
| #132 | bullet-proof corduroys | 55 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #233 | clown shoes | 13 |
| #236 | cornuthaum | 32 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #41 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #25 | depleted Grimacite astrolabe | 1 |
| #41 | depleted Grimacite grappling hook | 1 |
| #40 | depleted Grimacite gravy boat | 1 |
| #46 | depleted Grimacite hammer | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #28 | depleted Grimacite ninja mask | 1 |
| #22 | depleted Grimacite shinguards | 1 |
| #32 | depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | 1 |
| #165 | distressed denim pants | 39 |
| #207 | eXtreme mittens | 22 |
| #187 | eXtreme scarf | 20 |
| #236 | eyepatch | 35 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #207 | filthy corduroys | 43 |
| #240 | filthy knitted dread sack | 36 |
| #255 | foolscap fool's cap | 12 |
| #262 | furry pants | 2 |
| #813 | giant discarded bottlecap | 5 |
| #1292 | giant discarded plastic fork | 5 |
| #536 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 8 |
| #153 | miner's helmet | 24 |
| #162 | miner's pants | 22 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #358 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #139 | reinforced beaded headband | 56 |
| #302 | ring of aggravate monster | 30 |
| #187 | round purple sunglasses | 46 |
| #187 | snowboarder pants | 20 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #111 | star hat | 18 |
| #170 | star pants | 2 |
| #654 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 33 |
| #199 | swashbuckling pants | 27 |
| #131 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #145 | vorpal blade | 69 |
| #376 | wolf mask | 55 |