| #521 | Cloaca grenade | 29 |
| #424 | Cloaca-Cola | 87 |
| #180 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 20 |
| #56 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 12 |
| #555 | Dyspepsi grenade | 23 |
| #444 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 144 |
| #448 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 7 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #227 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 3 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1592 | ball | 2 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1817 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1462 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1488 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1675 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1672 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #1965 | candied yams | 3 |
| #2741 | candy cane | 6 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #164 | dusty animal cranium | 2 |
| #196 | dusty animal pelvis | 2 |
| #90 | dusty eighth caudal vertebra | 4 |
| #312 | dusty eighth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #305 | dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #301 | dusty fifth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #193 | dusty fifth thoracic vertebra | 2 |
| #149 | dusty first caudal vertebra | 3 |
| #182 | dusty first lumbar vertebra | 2 |
| #278 | dusty fourth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #188 | dusty fourth cervical vertebra | 2 |
| #193 | dusty fourth lumbar vertebra | 2 |
| #77 | dusty fourth thoracic vertebra | 5 |
| #126 | dusty left eighth rib | 3 |
| #143 | dusty left eleventh rib | 3 |
| #305 | dusty left femur | 1 |
| #286 | dusty left fibula | 1 |
| #304 | dusty left fifth rib | 1 |
| #207 | dusty left first rear claw | 2 |
| #190 | dusty left fourth front claw | 2 |
| #304 | dusty left humerus | 1 |
| #292 | dusty left kneecap | 1 |
| #293 | dusty left scapula | 1 |
| #302 | dusty left second front claw | 1 |
| #84 | dusty left second rear claw | 5 |
| #143 | dusty left seventh rib | 3 |
| #278 | dusty left sixth rib | 1 |
| #321 | dusty left tenth rib | 1 |
| #286 | dusty left third front claw | 1 |
| #107 | dusty left third rear claw | 4 |
| #199 | dusty left third rib | 2 |
| #192 | dusty left thumb | 2 |
| #85 | dusty left twelfth rib | 5 |
| #143 | dusty left ulna | 3 |
| #286 | dusty ninth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #185 | dusty right clavicle | 2 |
| #310 | dusty right eighth rib | 1 |
| #288 | dusty right eleventh rib | 1 |
| #300 | dusty right femur | 1 |
| #309 | dusty right fibula | 1 |
| #104 | dusty right fifth rib | 4 |
| #191 | dusty right first front claw | 2 |
| #139 | dusty right first rear claw | 3 |
| #287 | dusty right first rib | 1 |
| #93 | dusty right fourth front claw | 4 |
| #151 | dusty right humerus | 3 |
| #306 | dusty right kneecap | 1 |
| #151 | dusty right ninth rib | 3 |
| #105 | dusty right radius | 4 |
| #288 | dusty right scapula | 1 |
| #85 | dusty right second rear claw | 5 |
| #187 | dusty right sixth rib | 2 |
| #293 | dusty right third front claw | 1 |
| #294 | dusty right third rib | 1 |
| #291 | dusty right tibia | 1 |
| #314 | dusty right twelfth rib | 1 |
| #300 | dusty right ulna | 1 |
| #145 | dusty sacral vertebrae | 3 |
| #98 | dusty second caudal vertebra | 4 |
| #193 | dusty seventh caudal vertebra | 2 |
| #205 | dusty seventh cervical vertebra | 2 |
| #131 | dusty seventh lumbar vertebra | 3 |
| #270 | dusty seventh thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #81 | dusty sixth cervical vertebra | 5 |
| #286 | dusty tenth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #288 | dusty third caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #292 | dusty third cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #287 | dusty third lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #85 | dusty third thoracic vertebra | 5 |
| #2060 | eggnog | 3 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #1947 | fruitcake | 5 |
| #3304 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #2179 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1285 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1822 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1429 | pet rock | 4 |
| #126 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 6 |
| #1561 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1056 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #555 | stuffed doppelshifter | 23 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #321 | tasket | 1 |
| #763 | teddy bear | 8 |
| #3983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #591 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 6 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #4855 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #2862 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 6 |
| #1275 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 4 |
| #2009 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 9 |
| #2498 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 7 |
| #1817 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 10 |
| #1094 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 5 |
| #3335 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #2515 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 7 |
| #2870 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 6 |
| #2023 | tiny plastic grue | 9 |
| #1831 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #2252 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 8 |
| #2457 | tiny plastic killer bee | 7 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 10 |
| #2881 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 6 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #1795 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #3296 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 5 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #1030 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 5 |
| #4003 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #1822 | tiny plastic stab bat | 10 |
| #2017 | tiny plastic star starfish | 9 |
| #2290 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #263 | tisket | 1 |
| #1237 | tofurkey gravy | 6 |
| #1611 | tofurkey leg | 4 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #566 | yo-yo | 50 |