| #523 | Cloaca grenade | 29 |
| #425 | Cloaca-Cola | 87 |
| #181 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 20 |
| #56 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 12 |
| #556 | Dyspepsi grenade | 23 |
| #444 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 144 |
| #448 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 7 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #226 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 3 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1591 | ball | 2 |
| #1064 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1464 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1489 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1676 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1672 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #1964 | candied yams | 3 |
| #2741 | candy cane | 6 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #165 | dusty animal cranium | 2 |
| #198 | dusty animal pelvis | 2 |
| #90 | dusty eighth caudal vertebra | 4 |
| #313 | dusty eighth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #305 | dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #301 | dusty fifth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #194 | dusty fifth thoracic vertebra | 2 |
| #150 | dusty first caudal vertebra | 3 |
| #183 | dusty first lumbar vertebra | 2 |
| #278 | dusty fourth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #189 | dusty fourth cervical vertebra | 2 |
| #194 | dusty fourth lumbar vertebra | 2 |
| #77 | dusty fourth thoracic vertebra | 5 |
| #128 | dusty left eighth rib | 3 |
| #144 | dusty left eleventh rib | 3 |
| #307 | dusty left femur | 1 |
| #286 | dusty left fibula | 1 |
| #305 | dusty left fifth rib | 1 |
| #207 | dusty left first rear claw | 2 |
| #191 | dusty left fourth front claw | 2 |
| #305 | dusty left humerus | 1 |
| #294 | dusty left kneecap | 1 |
| #294 | dusty left scapula | 1 |
| #302 | dusty left second front claw | 1 |
| #84 | dusty left second rear claw | 5 |
| #143 | dusty left seventh rib | 3 |
| #278 | dusty left sixth rib | 1 |
| #322 | dusty left tenth rib | 1 |
| #286 | dusty left third front claw | 1 |
| #108 | dusty left third rear claw | 4 |
| #199 | dusty left third rib | 2 |
| #193 | dusty left thumb | 2 |
| #86 | dusty left twelfth rib | 5 |
| #144 | dusty left ulna | 3 |
| #286 | dusty ninth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #185 | dusty right clavicle | 2 |
| #310 | dusty right eighth rib | 1 |
| #289 | dusty right eleventh rib | 1 |
| #301 | dusty right femur | 1 |
| #309 | dusty right fibula | 1 |
| #105 | dusty right fifth rib | 4 |
| #191 | dusty right first front claw | 2 |
| #141 | dusty right first rear claw | 3 |
| #288 | dusty right first rib | 1 |
| #94 | dusty right fourth front claw | 4 |
| #152 | dusty right humerus | 3 |
| #306 | dusty right kneecap | 1 |
| #152 | dusty right ninth rib | 3 |
| #107 | dusty right radius | 4 |
| #289 | dusty right scapula | 1 |
| #85 | dusty right second rear claw | 5 |
| #188 | dusty right sixth rib | 2 |
| #293 | dusty right third front claw | 1 |
| #294 | dusty right third rib | 1 |
| #292 | dusty right tibia | 1 |
| #315 | dusty right twelfth rib | 1 |
| #302 | dusty right ulna | 1 |
| #146 | dusty sacral vertebrae | 3 |
| #98 | dusty second caudal vertebra | 4 |
| #194 | dusty seventh caudal vertebra | 2 |
| #205 | dusty seventh cervical vertebra | 2 |
| #131 | dusty seventh lumbar vertebra | 3 |
| #270 | dusty seventh thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #82 | dusty sixth cervical vertebra | 5 |
| #287 | dusty tenth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #288 | dusty third caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #292 | dusty third cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #288 | dusty third lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #86 | dusty third thoracic vertebra | 5 |
| #2058 | eggnog | 3 |
| #969 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #1946 | fruitcake | 5 |
| #3306 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1286 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1823 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1430 | pet rock | 4 |
| #129 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 6 |
| #1564 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1057 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #555 | stuffed doppelshifter | 23 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #322 | tasket | 1 |
| #764 | teddy bear | 8 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #591 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 6 |
| #2626 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #3948 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #4862 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #2872 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 6 |
| #1277 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 4 |
| #2014 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 9 |
| #2502 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 7 |
| #1824 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 10 |
| #1097 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 5 |
| #3344 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #2521 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 7 |
| #2878 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 6 |
| #2028 | tiny plastic grue | 9 |
| #1833 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #2256 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 8 |
| #2462 | tiny plastic killer bee | 7 |
| #1812 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 10 |
| #2889 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 6 |
| #3323 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #1799 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #3302 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 5 |
| #2644 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #1032 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 5 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #1824 | tiny plastic stab bat | 10 |
| #2023 | tiny plastic star starfish | 9 |
| #2293 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #1832 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #265 | tisket | 1 |
| #1239 | tofurkey gravy | 6 |
| #1611 | tofurkey leg | 4 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #525 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #566 | yo-yo | 50 |