| #1185 | Cloaca grenade | 6 |
| #734 | Cloaca-Cola | 32 |
| #721 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 4 |
| #1059 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #997 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1385 | Dyspepsi grenade | 3 |
| #1795 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 4 |
| #997 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #771 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #724 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 3 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #693 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #1230 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 2 |
| #851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #520 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #92 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1463 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | blue paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1000 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #666 | blue striped oyster egg | 7 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #611 | cocktail napkin | 1 |
| #904 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #164 | fake plastic grass | 11 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #77 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1589 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1285 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #124 | long-stemmed rose | 14 |
| #575 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #1551 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #729 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #875 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1371 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #629 | off-white striped oyster egg | 4 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #511 | portable corkscrew | 14 |
| #1421 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1056 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #241 | red paisley oyster egg | 12 |
| #772 | red plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #837 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #1296 | string of blue beads | 8 |
| #1227 | string of green beads | 9 |
| #1033 | string of red beads | 11 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #7813 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #6261 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #7872 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #6364 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #3413 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 3 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #5596 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #5314 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #2366 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #6914 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #1475 | toy wheel | 3 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #1583 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #880 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |