| #1189 | Cloaca grenade | 6 |
| #735 | Cloaca-Cola | 32 |
| #721 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 4 |
| #1061 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #999 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #4249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1391 | Dyspepsi grenade | 3 |
| #1794 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 4 |
| #999 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #775 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #726 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 3 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #1232 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 2 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #522 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #93 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1464 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1329 | blue paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1001 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #665 | blue striped oyster egg | 7 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #611 | cocktail napkin | 1 |
| #905 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #164 | fake plastic grass | 11 |
| #2521 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #78 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #5202 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1455 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1590 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1286 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #124 | long-stemmed rose | 14 |
| #576 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #1551 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #729 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #876 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1371 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #630 | off-white striped oyster egg | 4 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #511 | portable corkscrew | 14 |
| #1422 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1057 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #241 | red paisley oyster egg | 12 |
| #772 | red plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #838 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #1295 | string of blue beads | 8 |
| #1226 | string of green beads | 9 |
| #1032 | string of red beads | 11 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #7826 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #6273 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #8975 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #7882 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8979 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #6376 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #3416 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 3 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #5606 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #5326 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #2369 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #6928 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7017 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1474 | toy wheel | 3 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #1584 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #881 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |