| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #1438 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1457 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2245 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #888 | Amulet of Yendor | 13 |
| #1321 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #3368 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #1518 | Bonerdagon necklace | 4 |
| #1165 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #864 | Boss Bat britches | 16 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1210 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #1480 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #777 | Crown of the Goblin King | 32 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #949 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #12 | Game Grid valued membership card | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #891 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #815 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 2 |
| #1207 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #642 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 2 |
| #963 | Knob Goblin tongs | 2 |
| #746 | Knob Goblin visor | 2 |
| #961 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 6 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #193 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1414 | Yummy Tummy bean | 97 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #2948 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #155 | anniversary balloon | 10 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #115 | attention spanner | 1 |
| #1643 | badass belt | 33 |
| #1205 | bag of airline peanuts | 12 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #675 | black-and-blue light | 17 |
| #634 | blue plasma ball | 24 |
| #2560 | bottle of goofballs | 7 |
| #930 | bowl of cottage cheese | 4 |
| #1053 | box | 1 |
| #344 | box of sunshine | 1,159 |
| #2707 | brick | 1 |
| #746 | briefcase | 1 |
| #597 | cheap studded belt | 22 |
| #664 | cherry | 1 |
| #522 | clown hammer | 53 |
| #798 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #1047 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 5 |
| #1053 | cog | 2 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #964 | dark potion | 1 |
| #994 | defective skull | 11 |
| #848 | empty agua de vida bottle | 57 |
| #573 | empty meat tank | 2 |
| #478 | encoder ring | 33 |
| #329 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 88 |
| #766 | eye of newt | 4 |
| #402 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #1468 | fake fake vomit | 7 |
| #540 | fetid feather | 6 |
| #106 | filigreed hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #1896 | filthy lucre | 2 |
| #558 | flaming feather | 9 |
| #617 | flavored foot massage oil | 19 |
| #695 | flirtatious feather | 2 |
| #636 | foam dart | 14 |
| #793 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #568 | frightful feather | 6 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #506 | happiness | 2 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #541 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #1431 | ice-cold Willer | 3 |
| #924 | ice-cold six-pack | 2 |
| #279 | joybuzzer | 104 |
| #560 | jumbo olive | 1 |
| #1688 | kite | 2 |
| #778 | lavender candy heart | 6 |
| #897 | lime | 1 |
| #325 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 88 |
| #686 | marionette | 2 |
| 🥉 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 654 |
| #277 | mugcake | 10 |
| #377 | mullet wig | 3 |
| #2525 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #557 | orange candy heart | 29 |
| #715 | papaya | 8 |
| #611 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #744 | personalized coffee mug | 21 |
| #271 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 98 |
| #273 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 107 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #1150 | prehistoric spear | 2 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1123 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #686 | rubber emo roe | 44 |
| #981 | salamander spleen | 1 |
| #2313 | shiny ring | 3 |
| #101 | solid baconstone ring | 1 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #278 | spooky staff | 1 |
| #902 | squashed frog | 3 |
| #1710 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1344 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #627 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 16 |
| #202 | stone banjo | 2 |
| #8937 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8942 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #7773 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #401 | stuffed dodecapede | 10 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8977 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #122 | sugar chapeau | 1 |
| #101 | sugar shank | 1 |
| #282 | sugar shard | 1 |
| #340 | sugar sheet | 1 |
| #183 | sugar shield | 1 |
| #79 | sugar shillelagh | 1 |
| #118 | sugar shirt | 1 |
| #146 | sugar shorts | 1 |
| #104 | sugar shotgun | 1 |
| #312 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 52 |
| #1557 | top | 2 |
| #976 | toy jet pack | 6 |
| #1342 | toy ray gun | 4 |
| #1041 | toy space helmet | 6 |
| #1985 | valuable trinket | 6 |
| #630 | white balloon | 2 |
| #595 | white candy heart | 18 |
| #332 | white snake skin | 31 |
| #368 | white sword | 10 |
| #679 | whoopie cushion | 45 |
| #509 | wind-up chattering teeth | 63 |
| #365 | wooden axe | 1 |
| #251 | x-ray specs | 90 |
| #596 | yellow candy heart | 31 |
| #2051 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #459 | yellow snowcone | 73 |
| #1446 | yeti fur | 5 |