| #2031 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| #1919 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #2772 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #955 | Cloaca grenade | 10 |
| #788 | Cloaca-Cola | 27 |
| #619 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 5 |
| #821 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #392 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 6 |
| #266 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 9 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #603 | Dyspepsi grenade | 20 |
| #353 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 188 |
| #772 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 3 |
| #769 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #772 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #149 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 13 |
| #1631 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 4 |
| #1791 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 13 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #2229 | Rock Pops | 6 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #570 | astral mushroom | 11 |
| #939 | baconstone | 8 |
| #93 | baconstone pendant | 4 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #3278 | badass belt | 13 |
| #1378 | black paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #467 | black striped oyster egg | 11 |
| #1294 | blood flower | 2 |
| #474 | blue paisley oyster egg | 8 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1242 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1113 | blue striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #2557 | bottle of goofballs | 7 |
| #7446 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #3616 | candy cane | 3 |
| #1306 | disco ball | 6 |
| #209 | disco mask | 254 |
| #828 | disturbing fanfic | 58 |
| #1066 | dwarf bread | 2 |
| #2835 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #1829 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #1553 | felt | 4 |
| #328 | foie gras | 3 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #3936 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2190 | googly eye | 2 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #2474 | grue egg | 8 |
| #668 | hamethyst | 12 |
| #87 | hamethyst ring | 3 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #830 | iron pasta spoon | 4 |
| #2179 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1589 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1117 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1450 | length of string | 3 |
| #779 | loaded serum blowgun | 5 |
| #1978 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #1266 | mafia aria | 8 |
| #1131 | mariachi pants | 2 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #213 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 15 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #535 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #2532 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #832 | oyster basket | 4 |
| #1561 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #601 | penguin skin | 49 |
| #394 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #1139 | pork elf goodies sack | 3 |
| #939 | porquoise | 7 |
| #272 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #869 | portable corkscrew | 7 |
| #1286 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #1132 | ravioli hat | 5 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #913 | red plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #502 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 7 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1303 | saucepan | 6 |
| #1193 | scroll of pasta summoning | 3 |
| #773 | seal tooth | 6 |
| #1301 | seal-clubbing club | 4 |
| #2572 | shiny ring | 2 |
| #558 | spooky bicycle chain | 4 |
| #569 | spooky cosmetics bag | 4 |
| #1341 | stolen accordion | 5 |
| #2121 | stuffing | 2 |
| #4903 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #6119 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #6225 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #4800 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #6082 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6135 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #6171 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #4881 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2300 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #1886 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #1205 | turtle totem | 10 |
| #743 | wooden block | 3 |
| #850 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1326 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1200 | zombie pineal gland | 3 |