| #2035 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| #1923 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #2775 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #959 | Cloaca grenade | 10 |
| #789 | Cloaca-Cola | 27 |
| #620 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 5 |
| #823 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #394 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 6 |
| #268 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 9 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2409 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #604 | Dyspepsi grenade | 20 |
| #353 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 188 |
| #771 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 3 |
| #770 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #775 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #151 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 13 |
| #1631 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 4 |
| #1790 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 13 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #2229 | Rock Pops | 6 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #570 | astral mushroom | 11 |
| #942 | baconstone | 8 |
| #93 | baconstone pendant | 4 |
| #262 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #3276 | badass belt | 13 |
| #1380 | black paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #467 | black striped oyster egg | 11 |
| #1299 | blood flower | 2 |
| #475 | blue paisley oyster egg | 8 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1243 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1113 | blue striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #2560 | bottle of goofballs | 7 |
| #7459 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #3619 | candy cane | 3 |
| #1312 | disco ball | 6 |
| #211 | disco mask | 254 |
| #828 | disturbing fanfic | 58 |
| #1069 | dwarf bread | 2 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1008 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #1553 | felt | 4 |
| #330 | foie gras | 3 |
| #2872 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #3941 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2190 | googly eye | 2 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #2482 | grue egg | 8 |
| #673 | hamethyst | 12 |
| #87 | hamethyst ring | 3 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #830 | iron pasta spoon | 4 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1590 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1119 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1449 | length of string | 3 |
| #779 | loaded serum blowgun | 5 |
| #1976 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #1265 | mafia aria | 8 |
| #1132 | mariachi pants | 2 |
| #1984 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #213 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 15 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #537 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #832 | oyster basket | 4 |
| #1565 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #602 | penguin skin | 49 |
| #397 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| #755 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #1155 | pork elf goodies sack | 3 |
| #942 | porquoise | 7 |
| #273 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #869 | portable corkscrew | 7 |
| #1287 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2254 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #1137 | ravioli hat | 5 |
| #2228 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #915 | red plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #503 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 7 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1307 | saucepan | 6 |
| #1192 | scroll of pasta summoning | 3 |
| #774 | seal tooth | 6 |
| #1306 | seal-clubbing club | 4 |
| #2571 | shiny ring | 2 |
| #560 | spooky bicycle chain | 4 |
| #569 | spooky cosmetics bag | 4 |
| #1348 | stolen accordion | 5 |
| #2120 | stuffing | 2 |
| #4919 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #4313 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #8256 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8179 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #6135 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #6236 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #4812 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6152 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8073 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3975 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #6190 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #8118 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8104 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #6132 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #4897 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #4041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2298 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #1884 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #1209 | turtle totem | 10 |
| #744 | wooden block | 3 |
| #852 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1328 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1201 | zombie pineal gland | 3 |