| #2031 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| #1919 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #955 | Cloaca grenade | 10 |
| #788 | Cloaca-Cola | 27 |
| #619 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 5 |
| #820 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #391 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 6 |
| #265 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 9 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #602 | Dyspepsi grenade | 20 |
| #353 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 188 |
| #772 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 3 |
| #768 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #771 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #148 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 13 |
| #1631 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 4 |
| #1793 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 13 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #2231 | Rock Pops | 6 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #571 | astral mushroom | 11 |
| #939 | baconstone | 8 |
| #93 | baconstone pendant | 4 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #3277 | badass belt | 13 |
| #1379 | black paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #467 | black striped oyster egg | 11 |
| #1295 | blood flower | 2 |
| #474 | blue paisley oyster egg | 8 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1243 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1114 | blue striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #2555 | bottle of goofballs | 7 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #3616 | candy cane | 3 |
| #1305 | disco ball | 6 |
| #209 | disco mask | 254 |
| #828 | disturbing fanfic | 58 |
| #1066 | dwarf bread | 2 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #1553 | felt | 4 |
| #328 | foie gras | 3 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2190 | googly eye | 2 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #2476 | grue egg | 8 |
| #668 | hamethyst | 12 |
| #87 | hamethyst ring | 3 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #830 | iron pasta spoon | 4 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1589 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1117 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1450 | length of string | 3 |
| #779 | loaded serum blowgun | 5 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #1266 | mafia aria | 8 |
| #1130 | mariachi pants | 2 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #213 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 15 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #535 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #831 | oyster basket | 4 |
| #1560 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #601 | penguin skin | 49 |
| #394 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #1139 | pork elf goodies sack | 3 |
| #939 | porquoise | 7 |
| #272 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #869 | portable corkscrew | 7 |
| #1286 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #1132 | ravioli hat | 5 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #913 | red plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #502 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 7 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1302 | saucepan | 6 |
| #1193 | scroll of pasta summoning | 3 |
| #773 | seal tooth | 6 |
| #1301 | seal-clubbing club | 4 |
| #2570 | shiny ring | 2 |
| #558 | spooky bicycle chain | 4 |
| #569 | spooky cosmetics bag | 4 |
| #1341 | stolen accordion | 5 |
| #2121 | stuffing | 2 |
| #4904 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #4802 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #4882 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2301 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #1886 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #1204 | turtle totem | 10 |
| #743 | wooden block | 3 |
| #850 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1327 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1200 | zombie pineal gland | 3 |