| #467 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 4 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #45 | Grimacite Bock | 1 |
| #500 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 38 |
| #343 | Mountain Stream soda | 64 |
| #90 | Now and Earlier | 73 |
| #1230 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 2 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #994 | bag of airline peanuts | 21 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #798 | black paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #934 | black plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #250 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 22 |
| #747 | black striped oyster egg | 7 |
| #1649 | blood flower | 1 |
| #666 | blue paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #748 | blue plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #1242 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1835 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #1719 | brick | 8 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #541 | candy brain | 4 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #933 | clown hammer | 22 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #2499 | easter egg balloon | 7 |
| #2835 | eggnog | 1 |
| #770 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 32 |
| #872 | fake fake vomit | 30 |
| #1542 | fake hand | 3 |
| #2519 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #3936 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #857 | jazz soap | 27 |
| #801 | joybuzzer | 32 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #2179 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1285 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #60 | lifeless meat doll | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #843 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 29 |
| #686 | marionette | 2 |
| #575 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #754 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #1260 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #312 | mauve striped oyster egg | 12 |
| #119 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #875 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1822 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #504 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 6 |
| #629 | off-white striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #157 | oriole-feather headdress | 8 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #2033 | pet rock | 2 |
| #917 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 17 |
| #1047 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 18 |
| #497 | petrified time | 1 |
| #126 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 6 |
| #685 | puce paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #611 | puce plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1056 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #356 | red paisley oyster egg | 9 |
| #1840 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #524 | red striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1515 | rubber emo roe | 6 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #295 | sleeping snowy owl | 11 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #59 | stuffing | 135 |
| #317 | support cummerbund | 23 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #659 | tofurkey gravy | 13 |
| #596 | tofurkey leg | 14 |
| #799 | whoopie cushion | 36 |
| #730 | wind-up chattering teeth | 39 |
| #660 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #682 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 9 |
| #511 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #1697 | yellow snowcone | 4 |
| #496 | yellow striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #473 | zombie pineal gland | 10 |