| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2708 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #824 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #941 | Boss Bat britches | 14 |
| #39 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #1210 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #646 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #282 | Sinful Desires | 2 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #361 | badass belt | 115 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #302 | blue glowstick | 5 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #4350 | box of sunshine | 11 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #185 | calavera concertina | 1 |
| #392 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #633 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #14 | disturbing fanfic | 57,074 |
| #149 | easter egg balloon | 103 |
| #305 | flashing novelty button | 4 |
| #803 | fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #340 | green glowstick | 5 |
| #168 | grue egg | 122 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1299 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #155 | mini-martini | 1 |
| #642 | orange glowstick | 3 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #284 | purple glowstick | 5 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #358 | shot of rotgut | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1064 | spring | 1 |
| #1708 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #1825 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #1500 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 23 |
| #8942 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1906 | useless powder | 1 |
| #388 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 25 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |