Cristiona the Femmessiah

RankItemQuantity
#114"Humorous" T-shirt1
#613Baron von Ratsworth's money clip1
#2708Baron von Ratsworth's monocle3
#824Baron von Ratsworth's tophat2
#1673Boss Bat bling1
#941Boss Bat britches14
#39Brimstone Beret1
#1210Codpiece of the Goblin King5
#1785El Sombrero De Lopez1
#1600Glass Balls of the Goblin King1
#646Rock and Roll Legend1
#282Sinful Desires2
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary pewter cape1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
🥈anniversary tiny latex mask1
#361badass belt115
#1020banana-frosted king cake1
#302blue glowstick5
🥈blue ribbon1
#4350box of sunshine11
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#185calavera concertina1
#392chintzy accordion pin1
#633chocolate-frosted king cake2
#14disturbing fanfic57,074
#149easter egg balloon103
#305flashing novelty button4
#803fuzzy dice7
#882green balloon1
#1909green beer1
#340green glowstick5
#168grue egg122
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#1299mariachi pants1
#155mini-martini1
#642orange glowstick3
#153outrageous sombrero1
#284purple glowstick5
#326red plastic baby1
#1298rib of the Bonerdagon1
#10rose-colored glasses1
#358shot of rotgut1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#1064spring1
#1708stainless steel suspenders1
#1825stolen accordion1
#1500stuffed Baron von Ratsworth23
#8942stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech1
#1579stuffed dodecapede1
#955stuffed ghuol whelp1
#3043stuffed spooky mushroom1
#970tattered paper crown1
🥇time sleigh1
#174tin star1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#1906useless powder1
#388vertebra of the Bonerdagon25
#586wang1

Wow, that's 57,575 items total!

what items are this player missing?