| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #554 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 9 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #660 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 5 |
| #249 | Disco Banjo | 2 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #707 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 4 |
| #724 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 2 |
| #1507 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 5 |
| #1569 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 19 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #205 | Senior Mints | 43 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #390 | White Citadel burger | 2 |
| #285 | White Citadel fries | 4 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1205 | awful poetry journal | 15 |
| #545 | balaclava baklava | 2 |
| #760 | ball | 8 |
| #717 | bat guano | 4 |
| #2562 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2108 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1488 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #878 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #1835 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #214 | can of fake snow | 2 |
| #3616 | candy cane | 3 |
| #639 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
| #213 | colored-light "necklace" | 2 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| #506 | decorative fountain | 6 |
| #58 | dental pliers | 1 |
| #557 | doll house | 9 |
| #253 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #2519 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #1747 | felt | 3 |
| #85 | fruit basket | 3 |
| #236 | fruit bowl | 1 |
| #279 | googly eye | 52 |
| #407 | gr8ps | 8 |
| #1013 | green beer | 9 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #492 | grue egg | 52 |
| #95 | henna tattoo | 18 |
| #1195 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1424 | kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #2179 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #285 | length of string | 41 |
| #955 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 3 |
| #1223 | mafia aria | 9 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #938 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2532 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #184 | oil of slipperiness | 2 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1028 | oyster basket | 3 |
| #536 | papaya taco | 1 |
| #2033 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #379 | rag doll | 6 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #356 | red pixel | 26 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #146 | sleeping snowy owl | 28 |
| #477 | sock monkey | 5 |
| #1390 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #196 | string of blue beads | 50 |
| #265 | string of green beads | 41 |
| #225 | string of red beads | 44 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #421 | teddy bear | 16 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #888 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 2 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #735 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 5 |
| #1150 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1093 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 2 |
| #847 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 4 |
| #524 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 2 |
| #839 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 4 |
| #867 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 2 |
| #487 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 2 |
| #846 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 4 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #568 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 4 |
| #4534 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #8241 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #953 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 3 |
| #854 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 4 |
| #578 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 7 |
| #659 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 6 |
| #750 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 5 |
| #663 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 6 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #755 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 5 |
| #958 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 3 |
| #946 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 3 |
| #6119 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #861 | tiny plastic fire servant | 2 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #6225 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6135 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #847 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 4 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #737 | tiny plastic moneybee | 5 |
| #3969 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #968 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 3 |
| #878 | tiny plastic peacannon | 2 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #6186 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #2411 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #121 | vial of patchouli oil | 7 |
| #871 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 1 |
| #706 | white snake skin | 6 |
| #527 | windchimes | 7 |
| #931 | wooden block | 2 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #227 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #1177 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1327 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |