| #1321 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #554 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 9 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #4251 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #660 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 5 |
| #251 | Disco Banjo | 2 |
| #1102 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #708 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 4 |
| #724 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 2 |
| #1507 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 5 |
| #1569 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 19 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #207 | Senior Mints | 43 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #391 | White Citadel burger | 2 |
| #288 | White Citadel fries | 4 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1204 | awful poetry journal | 15 |
| #547 | balaclava baklava | 2 |
| #759 | ball | 8 |
| #718 | bat guano | 4 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1489 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #1835 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #212 | can of fake snow | 2 |
| #3615 | candy cane | 3 |
| #640 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
| #212 | colored-light "necklace" | 2 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| #505 | decorative fountain | 6 |
| #59 | dental pliers | 1 |
| #558 | doll house | 9 |
| #255 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #2519 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #1747 | felt | 3 |
| #85 | fruit basket | 3 |
| #236 | fruit bowl | 1 |
| #282 | googly eye | 52 |
| #409 | gr8ps | 8 |
| #1014 | green beer | 9 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #498 | grue egg | 52 |
| #95 | henna tattoo | 18 |
| #1194 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1425 | kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #285 | length of string | 41 |
| #954 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 3 |
| #1222 | mafia aria | 9 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #939 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #185 | oil of slipperiness | 2 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1028 | oyster basket | 3 |
| #538 | papaya taco | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #380 | rag doll | 6 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #358 | red pixel | 26 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #147 | sleeping snowy owl | 28 |
| #475 | sock monkey | 5 |
| #1388 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #196 | string of blue beads | 50 |
| #265 | string of green beads | 41 |
| #225 | string of red beads | 44 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #421 | teddy bear | 16 |
| #1417 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #890 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 2 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #738 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 5 |
| #1156 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1099 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 2 |
| #853 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 4 |
| #525 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 2 |
| #845 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 4 |
| #875 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 2 |
| #492 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 2 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 4 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #573 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 4 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6143 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #956 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 3 |
| #859 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 4 |
| #580 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 7 |
| #662 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 6 |
| #750 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 5 |
| #665 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 6 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #759 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 5 |
| #963 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 3 |
| #953 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 3 |
| #6131 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #4886 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #2690 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #868 | tiny plastic fire servant | 2 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #6233 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #4810 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #8059 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6149 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #852 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 4 |
| #8069 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #6171 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8102 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #741 | tiny plastic moneybee | 5 |
| #3976 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #973 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 3 |
| #883 | tiny plastic peacannon | 2 |
| #6133 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #6201 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #2895 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #2411 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #121 | vial of patchouli oil | 7 |
| #871 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 1 |
| #706 | white snake skin | 6 |
| #526 | windchimes | 7 |
| #932 | wooden block | 2 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #228 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #1180 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |