| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #2385 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #2409 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #1442 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #93 | Mr. Accessory Jr. | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1852 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #5940 | badass belt | 3 |
| #247 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1030 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #2129 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #167 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #141 | blue glowstick | 11 |
| #4788 | candy cane | 1 |
| #3832 | candy stake | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #14 | cup of primitive beer | 1,889 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #4235 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #3837 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #1765 | fire | 1 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #3427 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #4739 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #3941 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #5341 | grue egg | 1 |
| #5197 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #648 | happiness | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1348 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #382 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #214 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #2222 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1615 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #417 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1809 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #787 | strange shiny disc | 2 |
| #3167 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1580 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #954 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #8894 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1868 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2528 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1823 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #583 | yellow glowstick | 2 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |