| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #93 | Mr. Accessory Jr. | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1849 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #5940 | badass belt | 3 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #2126 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #167 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #141 | blue glowstick | 11 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #3829 | candy stake | 1 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #14 | cup of primitive beer | 1,889 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #4233 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #3836 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #1763 | fire | 1 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #5337 | grue egg | 1 |
| #5202 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #647 | happiness | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #382 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #416 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #787 | strange shiny disc | 2 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #953 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2526 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #583 | yellow glowstick | 2 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |