| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #222 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #879 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1945 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1432 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #677 | figurine of a charred seal | 3 |
| #117 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 2 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #275 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 3 |
| #87 | figurine of an armored seal | 4 |
| #4022 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #7010 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #6938 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8975 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #6849 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #7840 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6332 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6286 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1417 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddyâ„¢ | 1 |
| #1098 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 2 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #873 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 2 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1117 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 2 |
| #4874 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1129 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |