| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1396 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 8 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #663 | Bonerdagon necklace | 17 |
| #1168 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #792 | Boss Bat britches | 18 |
| #1558 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #1075 | Crown of the Goblin King | 22 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #467 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #473 | Mad Train wine | 200 |
| #181 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 51 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #369 | Rock and Roll Legend | 3 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2087 | Valentine | 2 |
| #375 | Wand of Nagamar | 14 |
| #2950 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #1125 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| #734 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #885 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #894 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #947 | antique spear | 1 |
| #431 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1712 | baconstone | 3 |
| #216 | baconstone pendant | 2 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #1320 | badass belt | 42 |
| #664 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #606 | batblade | 2 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #144 | blood flower | 87 |
| #3696 | box of sunshine | 17 |
| #467 | brine | 42 |
| #185 | calavera concertina | 1 |
| #1020 | can of Binarrrca | 7 |
| #1108 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #4135 | candy cane | 2 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #345 | chintzy turtle brooch | 2 |
| #2492 | club necklace | 2 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #143 | dehydrated caviar | 65 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #518 | dill | 78 |
| #918 | drywall axe | 10 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1829 | easter egg balloon | 12 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #598 | evil teddy bear | 22 |
| #1290 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #236 | flaming glowsticks | 2 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #591 | ghost cucumber | 77 |
| #661 | giant discarded plastic fork | 14 |
| #653 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 6 |
| #829 | giant pinky ring | 16 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #1019 | grue egg | 26 |
| #1280 | hamethyst | 5 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #205 | hamethyst necklace | 2 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #1371 | lucky rabbit's foot | 3 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #358 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #1783 | porquoise | 2 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #1150 | prehistoric spear | 2 |
| #483 | radium-flavored potato chips | 81 |
| #127 | ratarang | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #981 | salamander spleen | 1 |
| #435 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #131 | skeleton key | 81 |
| #258 | smudged alchemical recipe | 1 |
| #102 | solid baconstone ring | 1 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #341 | spooky bicycle chain | 7 |
| #333 | spooky cosmetics bag | 7 |
| #79 | star boomerang | 2 |
| #1092 | stick-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #1160 | teddy bear | 4 |
| #343 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #2290 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #1827 | toast | 136 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #612 | toy crazy train | 14 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #1565 | toy mercenary | 2 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #872 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 10 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #575 | vinegar | 68 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #1803 | yo | 2 |
| #778 | yo-yo | 30 |