| #282 | Argarggagarg's fang | 6 |
| #20 | Brain Food Pastaco | 2 |
| #439 | Crimbo Credit | 4 |
| #263 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 4 |
| #425 | Heimandatz's heart | 4 |
| #304 | Jocko Homo's head | 6 |
| #709 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #68 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 20 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| #316 | Yakisoba's hat | 5 |
| #8 | [glitch season reward name] | 2 |
| #541 | adorable seal larva | 5 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #29 | bindle of joy | 4 |
| #1691 | box of sunshine | 96 |
| #247 | brains casserole | 1 |
| #855 | candy brain | 1 |
| #262 | crappy brain | 1 |
| #193 | decent brain | 13 |
| #116 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 6 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #276 | facsimile dictionary | 38 |
| #281 | fricasseed brains | 3 |
| #801 | friendly cheez blob | 3 |
| #234 | gold wedding ring | 34 |
| #22 | good ash | 51 |
| #64 | good brain | 903 |
| #186 | heart of the volcano | 37 |
| #587 | macaroni duck | 4 |
| #61 | misshapen animal skeleton | 2 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #165 | seal-brain elixir | 5 |
| #126 | secret from the future | 1 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #117 | stray chihuahua | 19 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #540 | unusual disco ball | 5 |
| #96 | wriggling severed nose | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |