| #287 | Argarggagarg's fang | 6 |
| #21 | Brain Food Pastaco | 2 |
| #441 | Crimbo Credit | 4 |
| #263 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 4 |
| #426 | Heimandatz's heart | 4 |
| #305 | Jocko Homo's head | 6 |
| #716 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #68 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 20 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| 🥈 | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read) | 1 |
| #320 | Yakisoba's hat | 5 |
| #16 | [glitch season reward name] | 1 |
| #550 | adorable seal larva | 5 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #29 | bindle of joy | 4 |
| #1694 | box of sunshine | 96 |
| #247 | brains casserole | 1 |
| #856 | candy brain | 1 |
| #266 | crappy brain | 1 |
| #193 | decent brain | 13 |
| #117 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 6 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #1479 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #276 | facsimile dictionary | 38 |
| #282 | fricasseed brains | 3 |
| #808 | friendly cheez blob | 3 |
| #237 | gold wedding ring | 34 |
| #17 | good ash | 69 |
| #66 | good brain | 903 |
| #186 | heart of the volcano | 37 |
| #593 | macaroni duck | 4 |
| #61 | misshapen animal skeleton | 2 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #1703 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #164 | seal-brain elixir | 5 |
| #125 | secret from the future | 1 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #120 | stray chihuahua | 19 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #545 | unusual disco ball | 5 |
| #96 | wriggling severed nose | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |