Nishimaster

RankItemQuantity
#1732Cloaca grenade1
#1496Cloaca-Cola1
#1153Cloaca-Cola c-rations1
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#903Cloaca-Cola knapsack1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#612Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#1670Dyspepsi grenade1
#2053Dyspepsi-Cola1
#1084Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations1
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#858Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#580Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen1
#1276Mr. Mediocrebar30
#12Platinum Yendorian Express Card1
#1158Rock Pops37
#478Spooky-Gro fertilizer1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#625Yummy Tummy bean313
#769aspirin1
#2042ball1
#1065bell-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#2975can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce1
#4784candy cane1
#1823cheap plastic bottle opener1
#1640doll house1
#1476duck-on-a-string1
#2833eggnog1
#871empty blowgun1
#969fancy chocolate3
#2393felt1
#3426fruitcake1
#3940gingerbread bugbear1
#2658googly eye1
#496green beer26
#639green snowcone4
🥈green traffic cone1
#2516herbal stuffing1
#2060kite1
#1751length of string1
#1942loaded serum blowgun1
#1086marionette1
#2716pet rock1
#104petrified time4
#747picture of a dead guy's girlfriend1
#1303rag doll1
#9red traffic cone1
🥉repaid diaper1
#1097sleeping snowy owl1
#1348sock monkey1
#1398spooky bicycle chain1
#1367spooky cosmetics bag1
#1063spooky eyeliner1
#1479spooky hockey mask1
#1573spooky mushroom1
#548spooky pirate skeleton1
#207spooky scarecrow1
#229spooky shroomkabob1
#1154spooky shrunken head1
#278spooky staff1
#1219spooky stick1
#181spooky stir-fry1
#2261string of blue beads1
#2260string of green beads1
#2246string of red beads1
#3201stuffed doppelshifter1
#2643stuffing1
#2033teddy bear1
#41time helmet1
#140time sword1
#42time trousers1
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#2808tofurkey gravy1
#2814tofurkey leg1
#2068top1
#1190toy soldier1
#1384toy train1
#1821toy wheel1
#1038tree-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#1221wooden block1
#1042wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#2364yo-yo1
#1862zombie pineal gland1

Wow, that's 528 items total!

what items are this player missing?