Oreos Are Teh Yum

RankItemQuantity
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#2384Elder Turtle Shell1
#777Galapagosian Cuisses1
#787Garter of the Turtle Poacher1
#3361Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet2
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
#6538badass belt2
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
🥈carbonite visor1
#1660cheap toaster1
🥈fossilized necklace1
#3220fuzzy dice2
#4476grue egg2
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#2847obsidian dagger2
#307pig-iron helm1
🥈plexifoam chin strap1
🥈polymorphic fastening apparatus1
🥈silicon-infused gluteal shield1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#2052spectre scepter9
🥇time sleigh1

Wow, that's 36 items total!

what items are this player missing?