| 🥈 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 2,000 |
| #112 | Ancient Saucehelm | 13 |
| #73 | Apathargic Bandersnatch | 1 |
| #6 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 10,000 |
| 🥈 | Chori Zo trading card | 370 |
| 🥉 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 400 |
| #200 | Colander of Em-er'il | 9 |
| 🥇 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 1,500 |
| #91 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #82 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 17 |
| #52 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 26 |
| #45 | Elder Turtle Shell | 21 |
| #92 | Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form | 1 |
| #87 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 1 |
| #45 | Grimacite Bock | 1 |
| #147 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #83 | Libram of Divine Favors | 1 |
| #45 | Libram of Love Songs | 2 |
| 🥇 | Mad Train wine | 350,000 |
| #44 | March hat | 1 |
| #117 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 177 |
| #77 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
| #63 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #38 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 26 |
| #25 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 3 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #69 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #10 | Unionize The Elves sign | 2 |
| #48 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
| 🥇 | ancient spice | 60,000 |
| #1455 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| 🥈 | arse-a'fire elixir | 100 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #230 | astronaut ice-cream | 2 |
| #49 | bad penguin egg | 2 |
| 🥇 | batblade | 21,000 |
| #9 | bottle of goofballs | 1,000 |
| #94 | bottled green pixie | 1 |
| #1973 | box of sunshine | 69 |
| 🥇 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 100,000 |
| 🥇 | buffalo blade | 700 |
| #111 | candy cornucopia | 1 |
| 🥉 | chorizo brownies | 34,000 |
| 🥇 | chorizo taco | 116,000 |
| #61 | class five ecto-larva | 1 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #92 | container of Spooky Putty | 1 |
| #7 | cool mushroom wine | 50 |
| #99 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
| #58 | dandy lion cub | 1 |
| 🥉 | delicious spicy noodles | 1,600 |
| #30 | doppelshifter egg | 1 |
| #91 | easter egg balloon | 133 |
| #14 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1,300 |
| #8 | flaming mushroom wine | 50 |
| #7 | flat mushroom wine | 50 |
| #14 | gloomy mushroom wine | 50 |
| 🥇 | gnatloaf | 1,800 |
| 🥇 | heavy hot sauce | 2,000 |
| #69 | homeless hobo spirit | 1 |
| #4 | hot hi mein | 1,200 |
| 🥇 | hot stuffing | 6,000 |
| 🥇 | hot wing | 420,000 |
| #65 | iceberglet | 1 |
| #6 | icy mushroom wine | 50 |
| #9 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 3,200 |
| #10 | insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito | 1,300 |
| 🥉 | insanely spicy jumping bean burrito | 1,100 |
| 🥈 | jabañero pepper | 63,000 |
| 🥇 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 82,000 |
| #87 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #10 | knob mushroom wine | 50 |
| #8 | knoll mushroom wine | 50 |
| 🥇 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 54,000 |
| #107 | little box of fireworks | 1 |
| #144 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #6 | maple syrup | 35,000 |
| 🥈 | menudo | 3,000 |
| #27 | miniscule temporal rip | 1 |
| 🥇 | mole molé | 400 |
| #80 | naughty origami kit | 1 |
| #33 | navel ring of navel gazing | 1 |
| #11 | oily mushroom wine | 50 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #134 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| 🥇 | painful penne pasta | 3,600 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #83 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #96 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #10 | pointy mushroom wine | 50 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #116 | sane hatrack | 1 |
| #22 | secret blend of herbs and spices | 300 |
| 🥈 | shaving cream | 2,500 |
| #4 | spiced rum | 1,500 |
| #42 | spices | 3,000 |
| 🥉 | spicy bean burrito | 3,200 |
| #4 | spicy enchanted bean burrito | 1,300 |
| 🥈 | spicy jumping bean burrito | 1,100 |
| 🥇 | spicy mushroom quesadilla | 9,200 |
| 🥉 | spicy noodles | 1,800 |
| #10 | spooky mushroom wine | 50 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #11 | stinky mushroom wine | 50 |
| #19 | stolen office supplies | 600 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #39 | sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| 🥇 | uncooked chorizo | 141,000 |
| #43 | wedge of gray cheese | 1 |
| #4 | white lightning | 29,000 |
| #70 | wizard action figure | 1 |
| #172 | yellow glowstick | 8 |
| #125 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |