| #357 | Amulet of Yendor | 64 |
| #101 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 13 |
| #93 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 13 |
| #91 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 13 |
| #102 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 13 |
| #2605 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #273 | bag of airline peanuts | 107 |
| #502 | brick | 78 |
| #291 | clown hammer | 97 |
| #1633 | club necklace | 4 |
| #392 | defective skull | 60 |
| #1595 | diamond necklace | 4 |
| #449 | encoder ring | 36 |
| #270 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 100 |
| #332 | fake fake vomit | 97 |
| #228 | fake hand | 113 |
| #186 | giant pinky ring | 80 |
| #1648 | heart necklace | 4 |
| #271 | jazz soap | 105 |
| #319 | joybuzzer | 95 |
| #325 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 88 |
| #354 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 75 |
| #247 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 116 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #104 | plexiglass pendant | 2 |
| #328 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #288 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #90 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 2 |
| #103 | pork elf goodies sack | 74 |
| #3637 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1547 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 5 |
| #1522 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 5 |
| #2735 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #309 | rubber emo roe | 100 |
| #1175 | spade necklace | 6 |
| #268 | stainless steel scarf | 11 |
| #343 | stainless steel shillelagh | 11 |
| #221 | stainless steel skullcap | 11 |
| #456 | stainless steel slacks | 8 |
| #150 | stainless steel solitaire | 13 |
| #568 | stainless steel suspenders | 7 |
| #2406 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 20 |
| #2067 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 24 |
| #2158 | stuffed angry cow | 23 |
| #2657 | stuffed astral badger | 18 |
| #2254 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 23 |
| #2842 | stuffed cocoabo | 16 |
| #2601 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 19 |
| #2467 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 20 |
| #1636 | stuffed hand turkey | 32 |
| #2672 | stuffed mind flayer | 18 |
| #2602 | stuffed scary death orb | 19 |
| #3213 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 14 |
| #2213 | stuffed snowy owl | 22 |
| #1824 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 28 |
| #1458 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 5 |
| #2071 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 24 |
| #4016 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 10 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #3304 | tiny plastic angry goat | 5 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6142 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3948 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #4873 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #2832 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 6 |
| #2690 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #4884 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #2881 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 6 |
| #2248 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 8 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #4811 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #2707 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #4794 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #2880 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 6 |
| #4838 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #3975 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #3302 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 5 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #3948 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #4891 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2659 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #280 | whoopie cushion | 107 |
| #368 | wind-up chattering teeth | 87 |
| #410 | x-ray specs | 52 |
| #331 | yellow snowcone | 100 |