| #359 | Amulet of Yendor | 64 |
| #100 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 13 |
| #93 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 13 |
| #90 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 13 |
| #102 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 13 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #275 | bag of airline peanuts | 107 |
| #502 | brick | 78 |
| #291 | clown hammer | 97 |
| #1631 | club necklace | 4 |
| #393 | defective skull | 60 |
| #1594 | diamond necklace | 4 |
| #449 | encoder ring | 36 |
| #273 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 100 |
| #334 | fake fake vomit | 97 |
| #227 | fake hand | 113 |
| #183 | giant pinky ring | 80 |
| #1646 | heart necklace | 4 |
| #272 | jazz soap | 105 |
| #320 | joybuzzer | 95 |
| #324 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 88 |
| #355 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 75 |
| #249 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 116 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #104 | plexiglass pendant | 2 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #90 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 2 |
| #104 | pork elf goodies sack | 74 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1543 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 5 |
| #1521 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 5 |
| #2728 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #311 | rubber emo roe | 100 |
| #1172 | spade necklace | 6 |
| #269 | stainless steel scarf | 11 |
| #343 | stainless steel shillelagh | 11 |
| #221 | stainless steel skullcap | 11 |
| #455 | stainless steel slacks | 8 |
| #151 | stainless steel solitaire | 13 |
| #570 | stainless steel suspenders | 7 |
| #2399 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 20 |
| #2053 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 24 |
| #2154 | stuffed angry cow | 23 |
| #2653 | stuffed astral badger | 18 |
| #2244 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 23 |
| #2831 | stuffed cocoabo | 16 |
| #2589 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 19 |
| #2461 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 20 |
| #1635 | stuffed hand turkey | 32 |
| #2660 | stuffed mind flayer | 18 |
| #2593 | stuffed scary death orb | 19 |
| #3205 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 14 |
| #2203 | stuffed snowy owl | 22 |
| #1822 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 28 |
| #1456 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 5 |
| #2063 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 24 |
| #4007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 10 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #3294 | tiny plastic angry goat | 5 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #4866 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 6 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #2872 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 6 |
| #2244 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 8 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #4787 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #2873 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 6 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #3970 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #3296 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 5 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4890 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #4882 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #282 | whoopie cushion | 107 |
| #368 | wind-up chattering teeth | 87 |
| #411 | x-ray specs | 52 |
| #335 | yellow snowcone | 100 |