| #2031 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| #824 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #2772 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #2023 | Crimboween memo | 2 |
| #154 | Feynman gate | 86 |
| #1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #884 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 7 |
| #1507 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 5 |
| #1058 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 3 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #3684 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #306 | aspirin | 3 |
| #28 | astronaut pants | 231 |
| #87 | atomic vector plotter | 54 |
| #2996 | badass belt | 15 |
| #506 | ball | 12 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #940 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 9 |
| #209 | candied kobold | 15 |
| #859 | candied yams | 10 |
| #2969 | candy cane | 5 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1059 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 5 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #391 | computronic processing unit | 9 |
| #197 | cranberries | 174 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2365 | eggnog | 2 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #2154 | fruitcake | 4 |
| #48 | ghost pickle on a stick | 20 |
| #1455 | giant discarded plastic fork | 4 |
| #2477 | gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #909 | herbal stuffing | 8 |
| #948 | kite | 7 |
| #6 | kneecapping stick | 6,789 |
| #566 | length of string | 20 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1457 | mafia aria | 5 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #2033 | pet rock | 2 |
| #497 | petrified time | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #297 | pixellated candy heart | 56 |
| #993 | portable corkscrew | 5 |
| #39 | quantum polarity inducer | 102 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #926 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 8 |
| #36 | recursive spline reticulator | 103 |
| #411 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 9 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #388 | sleeping snowy owl | 8 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #392 | spooky cosmetics bag | 6 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2144 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #925 | support cummerbund | 4 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1011 | tofurkey gravy | 8 |
| #931 | tofurkey leg | 9 |
| #764 | top | 6 |
| #1869 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #839 | toy jet pack | 8 |
| #472 | toy ray gun | 20 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #203 | toy space helmet | 47 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1239 | tree-eating kite | 16 |
| #314 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #724 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 12 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #743 | wooden block | 3 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1065 | yo | 7 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |