| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #94 | Cloaca grenade | 152 |
| #152 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 24 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #354 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 2 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #106 | Goodfella contract | 512 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #55 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 144 |
| #1193 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #1226 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥇 | asbestos crossbow | 755 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #97 | astronaut ice-cream | 5 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #1171 | bottle of goofballs | 21 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #54 | cool mushroom wine | 6 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1114 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #131 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 187 |
| #99 | fine wine | 144 |
| #74 | flaming mushroom wine | 6 |
| #983 | fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #103 | gloomy mushroom wine | 6 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #632 | grue egg | 42 |
| #200 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #172 | ice stein | 2 |
| #1605 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #62 | icy mushroom wine | 6 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #589 | mushroom fermenting solution | 12 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #1173 | sandwich of the gods | 5 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #797 | stainless steel scarf | 4 |
| #641 | stainless steel shillelagh | 7 |
| #931 | stainless steel skullcap | 4 |
| #691 | stainless steel slacks | 6 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1345 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #55 | stinky mushroom wine | 6 |
| 🥇 | styrofoam peanuts | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #163 | wind-up chattering teeth | 166 |
| #365 | yellow glowstick | 4 |