| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #412 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #1251 | Crimboween memo | 8 |
| #4249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #706 | Feynman gate | 12 |
| #438 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2948 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #882 | blood flower | 5 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #389 | cold ninja mask | 7 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #292 | disembodied smile | 1 |
| #2500 | easter egg balloon | 7 |
| #1354 | eggnog | 8 |
| #228 | evil googly eye | 20 |
| #3836 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #1035 | fruitcake | 18 |
| #2190 | googly eye | 2 |
| #883 | goth kid t-shirt | 2 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #601 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 4 |
| #1026 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #708 | ion grid | 15 |
| #834 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 2 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #922 | logic synthesizer | 9 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #525 | orange glowstick | 4 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #659 | [2108]rock | 6 |
| #2137 | shiny ring | 4 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #614 | string of blue beads | 20 |
| #500 | string of green beads | 24 |
| #366 | string of red beads | 30 |
| #1192 | stringy sinew | 6 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #6938 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #7776 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #7014 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7694 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #5809 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7026 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5754 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #5757 | stuffed mind flayer | 5 |
| #7031 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #7049 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #7798 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #1049 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 8 |
| #8881 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7017 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #6226 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #926 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |