| #25 | Children's Meal of the Damned | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #436 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 2 |
| #1509 | Dyspepsi grenade | 2 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1004 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #5 | Radio Free Foil | 1 |
| #10 | Radio KoL Antenna Ball | 1 |
| #4 | Radio KoL Flashlight | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #463 | big rock | 1 |
| #210 | big stick | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1901 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1102 | blood flower | 3 |
| #1772 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1836 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #4135 | candy cane | 2 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1437 | eggnog | 7 |
| #282 | empty blowgun | 9 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #2154 | fruitcake | 4 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #528 | googly eye | 25 |
| #4 | helmet turtle | 143,177 |
| #372 | henna tattoo | 1 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #938 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #66 | leaf | 4 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #505 | loaded serum blowgun | 9 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1188 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #778 | pet rock | 10 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #528 | plastic passion fruit | 2 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #1286 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #220 | questionable taco | 2 |
| #311 | radio button candy | 3 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #103 | rainbow tie | 1 |
| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #1867 | string of blue beads | 3 |
| #1227 | string of green beads | 9 |
| #1467 | string of red beads | 6 |
| #2480 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #3949 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #506 | stuffing | 18 |
| #1225 | sunken chest | 1 |
| 🥈 | superhero mask | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #349 | tambourine | 1 |
| #616 | tassel | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #3983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #1730 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 5 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #4856 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #2862 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 6 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 6 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3334 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #4787 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3970 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4890 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #2842 | tiny plastic stab bat | 6 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #1414 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 6 |
| #2297 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1177 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #880 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #755 | zombie pineal gland | 6 |