| #24 | Children's Meal of the Damned | 1 |
| #1731 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1495 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #436 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 2 |
| #1514 | Dyspepsi grenade | 2 |
| #2052 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1006 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #5 | Radio Free Foil | 1 |
| #10 | Radio KoL Antenna Ball | 1 |
| #4 | Radio KoL Flashlight | 1 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #474 | big rock | 1 |
| #210 | big stick | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1902 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1102 | blood flower | 3 |
| #1773 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1835 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #4136 | candy cane | 2 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1436 | eggnog | 7 |
| #282 | empty blowgun | 9 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #971 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #2392 | felt | 1 |
| #2153 | fruitcake | 4 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #531 | googly eye | 25 |
| #4 | helmet turtle | 143,177 |
| #373 | henna tattoo | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #939 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #66 | leaf | 4 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #505 | loaded serum blowgun | 9 |
| #569 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1188 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #777 | pet rock | 10 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #531 | plastic passion fruit | 2 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #1287 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #220 | questionable taco | 2 |
| #309 | radio button candy | 3 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #103 | rainbow tie | 1 |
| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #1867 | string of blue beads | 3 |
| #1226 | string of green beads | 9 |
| #1466 | string of red beads | 6 |
| #2481 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #3953 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #506 | stuffing | 18 |
| #1224 | sunken chest | 1 |
| 🥈 | superhero mask | 1 |
| #963 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #351 | tambourine | 1 |
| #616 | tassel | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #3993 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #1730 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 5 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #4862 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #2872 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 6 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 6 |
| #4886 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #2689 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3345 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6147 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #4796 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3975 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6133 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic stab bat | 6 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #1416 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 6 |
| #2296 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1180 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #881 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #756 | zombie pineal gland | 6 |