| #1276 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 9 |
| #1081 | Bonerdagon necklace | 8 |
| #1241 | Boss Bat britches | 9 |
| #1731 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1495 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1870 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2052 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #604 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #2245 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #371 | Rock and Roll Legend | 3 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #481 | Wand of Nagamar | 10 |
| #2644 | badass belt | 18 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2560 | bottle of goofballs | 7 |
| #3697 | box of sunshine | 17 |
| #111 | dope wheels | 11 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #896 | glass of goat's milk | 1 |
| #1613 | grue egg | 15 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #579 | many-eyed glasses | 2 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #163 | moonglasses | 4 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #106 | plexiglass pikestaff | 3 |
| #214 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #147 | plexiglass pith helmet | 2 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #389 | pretty flower | 354 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #63 | smile-sharpening stone | 8 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #1584 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #1704 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1709 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #819 | stone of eXtreme power | 7 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #416 | worthless gewgaw | 10 |
| #534 | worthless knick-knack | 8 |
| #372 | worthless trinket | 9 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1453 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |