Monsieur

RankItemQuantity
#414Aluminum Epsilon of Humility1
#271Blue Diamond of Honesty2
#1369Copper Alpha of Sincerity1
#1441Green Clover of Justice1
#1288Iron Beta of Industry2
#850Nickel Gamma of Frugality4
#1270Orange Star of Sacrifice1
#813Pink Heart of Spirit1
#232Purple Horseshoe of Honor1
#260Red Balloon of Valor1
#1737Thwaitgold firefly statuette1
#1804Thwaitgold maggot statuette1
#249Uranium Omega of Temperance1
#1612Yellow Moon of Compassion1
#659Zinc Delta of Tranquility2
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
#11bottle of Monsieur Bubble2,420
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#1565chunk of depleted Grimacite3
🥉control crystal1
#1453friendly cheez blob1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#1135loaded serum blowgun3
#865oriole-feather headdress1
#1889oyster basket1
🥈pile of smoking rags1
#587radio button candy1
#554right half of a heart necklace1
#3649rubber WWtNSD? bracelet1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#2261string of blue beads1
#2260string of green beads1
#2246string of red beads1
#322tasket1
🥇time sleigh1
#265tisket1
#1862zombie pineal gland1

Wow, that's 2,469 items total!

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