| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #58 | Cloaca-Cola | 837 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #10 | Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent | 1,337 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #170 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 476 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #17 | anti-anti-antidote | 1,337 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #32 | chewing gum on a string | 1,337 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #23 | cool whip | 1,337 |
| #59 | disco ball | 1,337 |
| #60 | disco mask | 1,200 |
| #1351 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #32 | hair spray | 1,337 |
| #88 | helmet turtle | 1,337 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #56 | mariachi pants | 710 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #78 | pasta spoon | 695 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #47 | ravioli hat | 1,340 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #77 | saucepan | 1,132 |
| #54 | seal tooth | 1,025 |
| #19 | snorkel | 1,337 |
| #92 | spices | 696 |
| #79 | stolen accordion | 1,337 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #321 | tasket | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3294 | tiny plastic angry goat | 5 |
| #3351 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #2237 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 8 |
| #2247 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 8 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #2267 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 8 |
| #3299 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
| #263 | tisket | 1 |
| #67 | turtle totem | 1,274 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |