| #415 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #38 | Angry Farmer candy | 6,533 |
| #189 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 4 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| 🥉 | Knob sausage stir-fry | 635 |
| #13 | Knob stuffed shells | 281 |
| #185 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 50 |
| #22 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 6,463 |
| #31 | Mohawk wig | 593 |
| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
| #14 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 7,211 |
| #1232 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 2 |
| #19 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 14,229 |
| #253 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 5 |
| #40 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 613 |
| #170 | astronaut pants | 50 |
| #52 | atomic vector plotter | 80 |
| #54 | awful poetry journal | 6,613 |
| #26 | bätzle | 138 |
| #29 | bat guano | 1,845 |
| #10 | bat wing stir-fry | 104 |
| #166 | battered Crimbo Crate | 85 |
| #105 | bejeweled pledge pin | 99 |
| #71 | bronzed locust | 62 |
| #36 | bullet-proof corduroys | 283 |
| #5 | can of black paint | 275 |
| #61 | chaos butterfly | 10,837 |
| #9 | chef's hat | 1,663 |
| #14 | cocktail napkin | 871 |
| #10 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 12,781 |
| 🥈 | cold and sour sauce | 265 |
| #49 | communications windchimes | 450 |
| #74 | computronic processing unit | 60 |
| #59 | disassembled clover | 2,294 |
| #53 | disturbing fanfic | 6,926 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #105 | frigid ninja stars | 564 |
| #31 | furry fur | 9,051 |
| #372 | giant discarded bottlecap | 14 |
| #115 | giant discarded plastic fork | 67 |
| #229 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 20 |
| #38 | giant needle | 3,629 |
| #138 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 22 |
| 🥈 | hot and sour sauce | 189 |
| #52 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 90 |
| #16 | long pork lasagna | 59 |
| #29 | metallic A | 4,889 |
| #10 | milk of magnesium | 2,017 |
| #99 | penguin skin | 2,135 |
| #233 | pet rock | 34 |
| #33 | phonics down | 4,065 |
| #6 | piece of wedding cake | 10,640 |
| #41 | plot hole | 9,862 |
| #6 | rat appendix stir-fry | 252 |
| #57 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 90 |
| #18 | sausage wonton | 30 |
| #150 | scroll of pasta summoning | 108 |
| #45 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 100 |
| 🥇 | sleazy and sour sauce | 239 |
| #28 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 5,935 |
| 🥈 | spooky and sour sauce | 410 |
| #10 | star chart | 2,524 |
| 🥇 | stench and sour sauce | 369 |
| #72 | thin black candle | 5,694 |
| #50 | tiny house | 6,775 |
| #221 | toy crazy train | 45 |
| #203 | toy jet pack | 40 |
| #202 | toy ray gun | 50 |
| #178 | toy space helmet | 50 |
| #10 | twinkly nuggets | 15,238 |
| #21 | twinkly powder | 2,901 |
| #194 | twinkly wad | 1,563 |
| #378 | valuable trinket | 231 |
| #9 | white picket fence | 456 |
| 🥉 | white snakeskin duster | 465 |
| #49 | worthless gewgaw | 622 |
| #47 | worthless knick-knack | 708 |
| #563 | worthless trinket | 3 |
| #63 | yeti fur | 6,472 |
| #69 | yo | 112 |
| #1349 | yo-yo | 10 |
| #362 | zombie pineal gland | 12 |