#688 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 5 |
#1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
#1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
#1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
#1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
#1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
#85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
#205 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 3 |
#2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
#5 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 6,792 |
#492 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
#226 | El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) | 1 |
🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
#40 | Half a Purse | 1 |
#675 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
#110 | Kiss the Knob apron | 1 |
#836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
#1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
#2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
#597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
#153 | Nardz energy beverage | 5 |
#371 | Orcish frat-paddle | 6 |
#143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
#974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
#946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
#70 | Swizzler | 240 |
#931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
#26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
#1953 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
#6 | Yeg's Motel alarm clock | 25 |
#4 | Yeg's Motel disposable razor | 26 |
#21 | alabaster bishop | 2 |
#28 | alabaster king | 1 |
#23 | alabaster knight | 2 |
#19 | alabaster pawn | 8 |
#28 | alabaster queen | 1 |
#25 | alabaster rook | 2 |
#335 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 12 |
#117 | anniversary gift box | 10 |
#769 | aspirin | 1 |
#1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
#1146 | banana | 1 |
#11 | barskin loincloth | 13 |
#293 | bed of coals | 3 |
#428 | beholed bedsheet | 2 |
#879 | blue plasma ball | 2 |
#253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
#697 | bottle of alcohol | 1 |
#2239 | box of sunshine | 54 |
#105 | brown plastic baby | 7 |
#839 | can of Red Minotaur | 2 |
#181 | cheap cigar butt | 13 |
#505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
#403 | chloroform rag | 4 |
#353 | chocolate filthy lucre | 10 |
#202 | clownskin harness | 1 |
#328 | cold wad | 2 |
#155 | cologne of contempt | 1 |
#864 | cool whip | 1 |
#43 | cotton candy plug | 15 |
#40 | cursed piece of thirteen | 24 |
#157 | depantsing bomb | 38 |
#3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
#186 | disease | 98 |
#1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
#439 | divine blowout | 5 |
#112 | diving muff | 1 |
#268 | dollar-sign bag | 1 |
#2106 | duct tape | 2 |
#227 | eggbeater | 2 |
#365 | enormous hoop earring | 2 |
#1793 | fake hand | 1 |
#546 | fat stacks of cash | 12 |
#85 | fat wallet | 15 |
#439 | filth-encrusted futon | 2 |
#242 | filthy corduroys | 35 |
#546 | filthy lucre | 69 |
#789 | flirtatious feather | 1 |
#324 | frat brats | 1 |
#43 | frayed rope belt | 23 |
#402 | frigid air mattress | 2 |
#427 | frilly shirt | 1 |
#20 | frozen mushroom | 529 |
#614 | gauze garter | 1 |
#549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
#563 | giant foam finger | 1 |
#398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
#72 | glistening staff | 1 |
#103 | glittery mascara | 20 |
#24 | gloomy black mushroom | 464 |
#459 | handful of walnuts | 1 |
#3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
#125 | hot date | 115 |
#357 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
#72 | innuendo | 1 |
#304 | interesting-looking twig | 1 |
#689 | invisible bag | 1 |
#312 | jack flapper | 1 |
#1453 | jawbruiser | 2 |
#1831 | jazz soap | 1 |
#116 | jazzy cigarette holder | 1 |
#688 | joybuzzer | 41 |
#690 | leather chaps | 1 |
#259 | left half of a heart necklace | 2 |
#153 | leotarrrd | 16 |
#179 | long-stemmed rose | 12 |
#289 | love song of icy revenge | 1 |
#238 | love song of naughty innuendo | 9 |
#235 | many-eyed glasses | 7 |
#210 | mariachi G-string | 15 |
#302 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
#381 | mood ring | 20 |
#860 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
#593 | old leather wallet | 2 |
#18 | onyx bishop | 2 |
#27 | onyx king | 1 |
#28 | onyx knight | 2 |
#17 | onyx pawn | 8 |
#28 | onyx queen | 1 |
#19 | onyx rook | 2 |
#616 | oversized pipe | 1 |
#58 | panty raider camouflage | 39 |
#172 | personal massager | 187 |
#42 | pimpin' meat hat | 2 |
#41 | pink plastic baby | 12 |
#1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
#164 | prismatic wad | 30 |
#211 | red plastic baby | 2 |
#73 | reinforced furry underpants | 1 |
#795 | ridiculously huge sword | 5 |
#305 | right half of a heart necklace | 2 |
#349 | rusty bonesaw | 1 |
#86 | sack lunch | 500 |
#169 | sausage bomb | 10 |
#57 | savory sword | 1 |
#120 | shingle | 81 |
🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
#547 | slap and tickle | 1 |
#214 | sleaze wad | 10 |
#78 | sleazy and sour sauce | 1 |
#82 | slimy chest | 1 |
#216 | smiling rat | 1 |
#1119 | snake | 1 |
#858 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 2 |
#1063 | spooky eyeliner | 1 |
#1085 | spooky lipstick | 1 |
#672 | stained mattress | 1 |
#325 | stale baguette | 4 |
#483 | steamy ruby | 1 |
#111 | sticky meat pants | 1 |
#805 | strawberry | 2 |
#762 | string of blue beads | 16 |
#763 | string of green beads | 16 |
#739 | string of red beads | 16 |
#31 | studded leather boxer shorts | 290 |
#2293 | stuffed Meat | 8 |
#3119 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
#2465 | stuffed tin of caviar | 6 |
#233 | stunt nuts | 12 |
#308 | sucky decal | 6 |
#592 | supportive bra | 1 |
#444 | tassel | 2 |
#391 | tasty tart | 3 |
#291 | tequila sunrise | 3 |
#125 | tequila sunset | 1 |
#58 | the finger | 1 |
#13 | tighty whiteys | 442 |
#3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
#3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
#1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
#2828 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
#2154 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 3 |
#1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
#8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
#978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
#393 | toothbrush | 1 |
#1839 | towel | 1 |
#93 | troutpiece | 1 |
#442 | tube sock | 1 |
#1544 | turtle totem | 3 |
#143 | unfortunate dumplings | 2 |
#1710 | unstable laser battery | 32 |
#58 | velvet choker | 1 |
#236 | wang | 10 |
#858 | x-ray specs | 14 |