| #1715 | Angry Farmer candy | 5 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #963 | Daffy Taffy | 25 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #715 | Imp Ale | 137 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con 3-D Glasses | 1 |
| #1333 | Mad Train wine | 9 |
| #882 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 55 |
| #229 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 21 |
| #1163 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 15 |
| #1241 | Yummy Tummy bean | 116 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #1374 | astronaut pants | 3 |
| #230 | bag of airline peanuts | 123 |
| #5 | big bad voodoo mask | 219 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1169 | bottle of gin | 2 |
| #887 | bottle of goofballs | 29 |
| #679 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #1082 | bottle of tequila | 4 |
| #1041 | bottle of vodka | 3 |
| #2939 | box of sunshine | 30 |
| #1191 | boxed wine | 2 |
| #353 | calle de miel | 3 |
| #1091 | candy stake | 6 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #239 | clown hammer | 115 |
| #15 | cyborg doll | 108 |
| #384 | defective skull | 62 |
| #93 | disturbing fanfic | 2,792 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #356 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 82 |
| #391 | fake hand | 72 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #741 | fine wine | 2 |
| #71 | flask of Amontillado | 3 |
| #592 | flute of flat champagne | 5 |
| #369 | fuzzbump | 5 |
| #2301 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #434 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #554 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 150 |
| #912 | ice-cold Willer | 20 |
| #522 | ice-cold fotie | 30 |
| #211 | ice-cold six-pack | 71 |
| #771 | joybuzzer | 34 |
| #94 | knoll mushroom wine | 2 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #1085 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #154 | not-a-pipe | 3 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #79 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 102 |
| #1098 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #315 | pink pony | 6 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #594 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 13 |
| #5 | red balloon | 99 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #453 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #713 | rubber emo roe | 41 |
| #641 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #593 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #426 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #728 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 4 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #56 | spooky mushroom wine | 9 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| 🥇 | styrofoam peanuts | 1 |
| #1584 | teddy bear | 2 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2755 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1709 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 4 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2174 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #53 | toy deathbot | 20 |
| #1217 | toy jet pack | 4 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #226 | toy mercenary | 33 |
| #1722 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #2083 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 6 |
| #138 | whiskey and cola | 18 |
| #187 | white Canadian | 19 |
| #238 | whoopie cushion | 121 |
| #622 | x-ray specs | 28 |
| #1177 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1583 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1061 | yellow striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1803 | yo | 2 |
| #125 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |