| #1714 | Angry Farmer candy | 5 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #963 | Daffy Taffy | 25 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #718 | Imp Ale | 137 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con 3-D Glasses | 1 |
| #1335 | Mad Train wine | 9 |
| #880 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 55 |
| #229 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 21 |
| #1165 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 15 |
| #1239 | Yummy Tummy bean | 116 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #1374 | astronaut pants | 3 |
| #229 | bag of airline peanuts | 123 |
| #5 | big bad voodoo mask | 219 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1170 | bottle of gin | 2 |
| #892 | bottle of goofballs | 29 |
| #679 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #1081 | bottle of tequila | 4 |
| #1039 | bottle of vodka | 3 |
| #2945 | box of sunshine | 30 |
| #1190 | boxed wine | 2 |
| #353 | calle de miel | 3 |
| #1093 | candy stake | 6 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #239 | clown hammer | 115 |
| #14 | cyborg doll | 108 |
| #383 | defective skull | 62 |
| #93 | disturbing fanfic | 2,792 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #353 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 82 |
| #389 | fake hand | 72 |
| #1008 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #743 | fine wine | 2 |
| #72 | flask of Amontillado | 3 |
| #594 | flute of flat champagne | 5 |
| #370 | fuzzbump | 5 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #433 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #555 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 150 |
| #909 | ice-cold Willer | 20 |
| #524 | ice-cold fotie | 30 |
| #212 | ice-cold six-pack | 71 |
| #769 | joybuzzer | 34 |
| #93 | knoll mushroom wine | 2 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #1086 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #153 | not-a-pipe | 3 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #80 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 102 |
| #1096 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #315 | pink pony | 6 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #594 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 13 |
| #5 | red balloon | 99 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #454 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #715 | rubber emo roe | 41 |
| #647 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #594 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #427 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #729 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 4 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #56 | spooky mushroom wine | 9 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| 🥇 | styrofoam peanuts | 1 |
| #1586 | teddy bear | 2 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2758 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2150 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2857 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #2790 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2159 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1710 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 4 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2164 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #53 | toy deathbot | 20 |
| #1217 | toy jet pack | 4 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #226 | toy mercenary | 33 |
| #1722 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #2081 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 6 |
| #140 | whiskey and cola | 18 |
| #188 | white Canadian | 19 |
| #235 | whoopie cushion | 121 |
| #621 | x-ray specs | 28 |
| #1180 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1584 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1061 | yellow striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1803 | yo | 2 |
| #124 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |