| #464 | Amulet of Yendor | 45 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #376 | bag of airline peanuts | 82 |
| #759 | ball | 8 |
| #514 | brick | 75 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #872 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 7 |
| #352 | clown hammer | 84 |
| #470 | defective skull | 47 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #714 | encoder ring | 13 |
| #375 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 78 |
| #518 | fake fake vomit | 62 |
| #343 | fake hand | 82 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #439 | jazz soap | 68 |
| #541 | joybuzzer | 55 |
| #948 | kite | 7 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #1599 | mafia aria | 4 |
| #483 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 62 |
| #686 | marionette | 2 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #434 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 60 |
| #463 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 66 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #396 | rubber emo roe | 81 |
| #846 | sleeping snowy owl | 2 |
| #715 | sock monkey | 3 |
| #406 | stainless steel scarf | 8 |
| #196 | stainless steel shillelagh | 15 |
| #707 | stainless steel skullcap | 5 |
| #320 | stainless steel slacks | 10 |
| #616 | stainless steel solitaire | 5 |
| #663 | stainless steel suspenders | 6 |
| #211 | stuffed doppelshifter | 74 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #2492 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 7 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #1282 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1849 | tiny plastic angry goat | 10 |
| #2546 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #2025 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 9 |
| #800 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 6 |
| #1505 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 12 |
| #2498 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 7 |
| #1817 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 10 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 4 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #1401 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 13 |
| #2244 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 8 |
| #1838 | tiny plastic grue | 10 |
| #577 | tiny plastic hermit | 8 |
| #2252 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 8 |
| #4787 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #2497 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 7 |
| #1814 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 10 |
| #1628 | tiny plastic mosquito | 11 |
| #828 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 6 |
| #2490 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 7 |
| #827 | tiny plastic sauceror | 6 |
| #695 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 7 |
| #2555 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 7 |
| #2511 | tiny plastic stab bat | 7 |
| #2508 | tiny plastic star starfish | 7 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1369 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 4 |
| #1556 | top | 2 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #891 | toy train | 2 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #420 | whoopie cushion | 77 |
| #433 | wind-up chattering teeth | 75 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #667 | x-ray specs | 25 |
| #410 | yellow snowcone | 85 |
| #420 | yo-yo | 73 |