| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1974 | 8-ball | 2 |
| #180 | Black Body™ spray | 1 |
| #773 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #1927 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 2 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #1043 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #788 | acoustic guitarrr | 2 |
| #821 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #1013 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 4 |
| #1063 | astral mushroom | 2 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1017 | bat wing | 1 |
| #924 | beer bomb | 2 |
| #672 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #301 | belemnite fossil | 16 |
| #381 | big boom | 1 |
| #669 | black forest cake | 1 |
| #552 | black forest ham | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #546 | black helmet | 2 |
| #611 | black pension check | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #726 | black sword | 1 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #399 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #1586 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1261 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #748 | briefcase | 1 |
| #591 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #541 | bronzed locust | 1 |
| #956 | bubbly potion | 1 |
| #635 | carbonated water lily | 1 |
| #956 | cast | 2 |
| #775 | chewing gum on a string | 1 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #445 | chunk of rock salt | 1 |
| #967 | cloudy potion | 1 |
| #1279 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #1717 | disco mask | 1 |
| #541 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #628 | fetid feather | 3 |
| #558 | flaming feather | 9 |
| #549 | flirtatious feather | 5 |
| #659 | frightful feather | 3 |
| #585 | frozen feather | 6 |
| #641 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #430 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 2 |
| #594 | gremlin juice | 1 |
| #655 | hair spray | 1 |
| #560 | jumbo olive | 1 |
| #376 | kiwi | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1453 | loose teeth | 1 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #3383 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #121 | tin star | 2 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #581 | white satin shield | 1 |
| #428 | wonderwall shield | 1 |
| #699 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |