| #1424 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1471 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1972 | 8-ball | 2 |
| #180 | Black Body™ spray | 1 |
| #774 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #1929 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 2 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #1041 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #788 | acoustic guitarrr | 2 |
| #820 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #1013 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 4 |
| #1064 | astral mushroom | 2 |
| #7433 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1018 | bat wing | 1 |
| #922 | beer bomb | 2 |
| #669 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #300 | belemnite fossil | 16 |
| #381 | big boom | 1 |
| #668 | black forest cake | 1 |
| #551 | black forest ham | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #547 | black helmet | 2 |
| #609 | black pension check | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #725 | black sword | 1 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #399 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
| #681 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1262 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #748 | briefcase | 1 |
| #589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #543 | bronzed locust | 1 |
| #955 | bubbly potion | 1 |
| #636 | carbonated water lily | 1 |
| #957 | cast | 2 |
| #776 | chewing gum on a string | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #444 | chunk of rock salt | 1 |
| #966 | cloudy potion | 1 |
| #1271 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #540 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #628 | fetid feather | 3 |
| #558 | flaming feather | 9 |
| #549 | flirtatious feather | 5 |
| #658 | frightful feather | 3 |
| #585 | frozen feather | 6 |
| #641 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #431 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 2 |
| #595 | gremlin juice | 1 |
| #654 | hair spray | 1 |
| #558 | jumbo olive | 1 |
| #374 | kiwi | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1453 | loose teeth | 1 |
| #857 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #121 | tin star | 2 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #582 | white satin shield | 1 |
| #430 | wonderwall shield | 1 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |