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| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1190 | Cloaca grenade | 6 |
| #1094 | Cloaca-Cola | 10 |
| #620 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 5 |
| #297 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 9 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #490 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 5 |
| #256 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 3 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #954 | Dyspepsi grenade | 9 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #564 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 5 |
| #370 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 7 |
| #436 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 6 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #451 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 5 |
| #332 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 2 |
| #678 | Gnollish toolbox | 1 |
| #1442 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #506 | Knob Goblin steroids | 11 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1758 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #1152 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 36 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #862 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 5 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1150 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #216 | anniversary balloon | 6 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #404 | asparagus knife | 14 |
| #133 | aspirin | 6 |
| #1582 | awful poetry journal | 4 |
| #7428 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1455 | bag of airline peanuts | 6 |
| #341 | bar skin | 33 |
| #68 | barskin hat | 10 |
| #47 | barskin tent | 10 |
| #664 | bat guano | 6 |
| #1067 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1006 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| 🥇 | black velvet box | 2,689 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| #2356 | box of sunshine | 49 |
| #1190 | boxed wine | 2 |
| #688 | broken skull | 12 |
| #56 | bugbear bungguard | 168 |
| #295 | bum cheek | 67 |
| #312 | can of Binarrrca | 33 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #454 | carob chunk cookies | 3 |
| #625 | carob chunks | 2 |
| #47 | casino pass | 104 |
| #426 | cast | 36 |
| #22 | chain-mail monokini | 20 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #65 | chrome sword hilt | 4 |
| #1327 | clown hammer | 8 |
| #611 | cog | 27 |
| #212 | colored-light "necklace" | 2 |
| #200 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #5 | cryptic puzzle box | 21 |
| #408 | diamond-studded cane | 12 |
| #228 | dirty hobo gloves | 115 |
| #618 | disco ball | 41 |
| #727 | disco mask | 25 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #149 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 7 |
| #200 | dried face | 20 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #340 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 3 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #261 | evil golden arch | 42 |
| #1638 | fake fake vomit | 4 |
| #512 | fake plastic grass | 3 |
| #347 | fine wine | 16 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #168 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1242 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1255 | giant needle | 1 |
| #365 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #486 | helmet turtle | 85 |
| #631 | herbs | 10 |
| #60 | homeopathic healing powder | 5 |
| #407 | hot wing | 133 |
| #275 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| 🥈 | indie comic hipster glasses | 1 |
| #1355 | jazz soap | 7 |
| #1493 | joybuzzer | 5 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #146 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #305 | leather mask | 16 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #570 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #355 | mariachi pants | 50 |
| #38 | meat from yesterday | 224 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #42 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 2 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #492 | pasta spoon | 45 |
| #163 | personalized birthday cake | 10 |
| #2035 | pet rock | 2 |
| #1272 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 6 |
| #1450 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 6 |
| #748 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1151 | pork elf goodies sack | 3 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #307 | radium-flavored potato chips | 171 |
| #458 | ravioli hat | 49 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1422 | rubber emo roe | 8 |
| #19 | rusty metal ring | 53 |
| #462 | seal tooth | 23 |
| #665 | seal-clubbing club | 33 |
| #2774 | spectre scepter | 4 |
| #1478 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #234 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #251 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #277 | strawberry wine | 5 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #593 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #3996 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #4313 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1348 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 4 |
| #3305 | tiny plastic angry goat | 5 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #2260 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 8 |
| #8178 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #2010 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 9 |
| #3300 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #2690 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3347 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #4861 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #2880 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 6 |
| #3315 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6149 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #4796 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #2510 | tiny plastic mosquito | 7 |
| #4347 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1831 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 10 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1319 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 4 |
| #8227 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #3349 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #4041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4483 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #291 | toy crazy train | 33 |
| #63 | toy mercenary | 95 |
| #193 | tree skirt | 2 |
| #52 | tree-eating kite | 563 |
| #1041 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #18 | troutpiece | 20 |
| #386 | turtle totem | 102 |
| #1409 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 4 |
| #1252 | whoopie cushion | 12 |
| #1239 | wind-up chattering teeth | 13 |
| #321 | wine spritzer | 2 |
| #19 | wooden salad bowl | 21 |
| #1045 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1476 | yellow snowcone | 8 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |