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| #1189 | Cloaca grenade | 6 |
| #1094 | Cloaca-Cola | 10 |
| #620 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 5 |
| #297 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 9 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #490 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 5 |
| #256 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 3 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #953 | Dyspepsi grenade | 9 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #565 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 5 |
| #369 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 7 |
| #435 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 6 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #451 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 5 |
| #333 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 2 |
| #679 | Gnollish toolbox | 1 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #505 | Knob Goblin steroids | 11 |
| #228 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1759 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #1153 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 36 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #861 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 5 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1147 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #216 | anniversary balloon | 6 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #404 | asparagus knife | 14 |
| #133 | aspirin | 6 |
| #1582 | awful poetry journal | 4 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1457 | bag of airline peanuts | 6 |
| #341 | bar skin | 33 |
| #68 | barskin hat | 10 |
| #47 | barskin tent | 10 |
| #664 | bat guano | 6 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| 🥇 | black velvet box | 2,689 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| #2353 | box of sunshine | 49 |
| #1191 | boxed wine | 2 |
| #689 | broken skull | 12 |
| #56 | bugbear bungguard | 168 |
| #294 | bum cheek | 67 |
| #312 | can of Binarrrca | 33 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #454 | carob chunk cookies | 3 |
| #625 | carob chunks | 2 |
| #47 | casino pass | 104 |
| #426 | cast | 36 |
| #22 | chain-mail monokini | 20 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #63 | chrome sword hilt | 4 |
| #1329 | clown hammer | 8 |
| #611 | cog | 27 |
| #212 | colored-light "necklace" | 2 |
| #200 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #5 | cryptic puzzle box | 21 |
| #408 | diamond-studded cane | 12 |
| #227 | dirty hobo gloves | 115 |
| #617 | disco ball | 41 |
| #725 | disco mask | 25 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #149 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 7 |
| #200 | dried face | 20 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #340 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 3 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #261 | evil golden arch | 42 |
| #1640 | fake fake vomit | 4 |
| #513 | fake plastic grass | 3 |
| #347 | fine wine | 16 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #168 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1240 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1254 | giant needle | 1 |
| #365 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #484 | helmet turtle | 85 |
| #630 | herbs | 10 |
| #60 | homeopathic healing powder | 5 |
| #407 | hot wing | 133 |
| #275 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| 🥈 | indie comic hipster glasses | 1 |
| #1357 | jazz soap | 7 |
| #1495 | joybuzzer | 5 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #146 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #303 | leather mask | 16 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #569 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #355 | mariachi pants | 50 |
| #37 | meat from yesterday | 224 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #42 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 2 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #491 | pasta spoon | 45 |
| #163 | personalized birthday cake | 10 |
| #2034 | pet rock | 2 |
| #1274 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 6 |
| #1451 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 6 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #753 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1142 | pork elf goodies sack | 3 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #307 | radium-flavored potato chips | 171 |
| #456 | ravioli hat | 49 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1424 | rubber emo roe | 8 |
| #19 | rusty metal ring | 53 |
| #462 | seal tooth | 23 |
| #663 | seal-clubbing club | 33 |
| #2771 | spectre scepter | 4 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #234 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #249 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #277 | strawberry wine | 5 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 4 |
| #3304 | tiny plastic angry goat | 5 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #2256 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 8 |
| #8172 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #2008 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 9 |
| #3297 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #2689 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3345 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #2878 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 6 |
| #3310 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #4597 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #4794 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #3971 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #6182 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #2510 | tiny plastic mosquito | 7 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1828 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 10 |
| #4465 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 4 |
| #8222 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #4863 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #3349 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #767 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #291 | toy crazy train | 33 |
| #63 | toy mercenary | 95 |
| #193 | tree skirt | 2 |
| #52 | tree-eating kite | 563 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #18 | troutpiece | 20 |
| #386 | turtle totem | 102 |
| #1409 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 4 |
| #1254 | whoopie cushion | 12 |
| #1239 | wind-up chattering teeth | 13 |
| #321 | wine spritzer | 2 |
| #19 | wooden salad bowl | 21 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1480 | yellow snowcone | 8 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |