| #46 | Black Angus blackburger | 1 |
| #32 | Eldritch snap | 3 |
| #303 | Inner Strength | 1 |
| #316 | Inner Truth | 1 |
| #305 | Inner Wisdom | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #54 | black brandy | 1 |
| #124 | black cloak | 1 |
| #2386 | bottle of goofballs | 8 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #724 | box of sunshine | 420 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #117 | chakra malt | 1 |
| #266 | chakra sludge | 1 |
| #129 | chakra-mental wine | 1 |
| #29 | crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| 🥇 | dirty hobo gloves | 162,209 |
| #106 | eldritch effluvium | 1,067 |
| #112 | hambrosier | 1 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #58 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #377 | negative lump | 1 |
| #42 | potion of spiritual gunkifying | 1 |
| #623 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #299 | spiritual candy cane | 1 |
| #288 | spiritual eggnog | 1 |
| #311 | spiritual fruitcake | 1 |
| #305 | spiritual gingerbread | 1 |
| #106 | time residue | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #76 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #3156 | toast | 1 |